Christopher Titus Quotes About Seven

• Benadryl - la niñera de siete dólares.

  Christopher Titus

  Dollars, Seven, Babysitter

  "5th Annual End of the World Tour". www.imdb.com. 2007.

• Being a teenager is the worst thirty years of your life. Peer pressure, acne, final exams, seven little tiny hairs on your upper lip. Luckily, the girls never noticed your infantile moustache, 'cos they were hyptonised by the fire engine sized zit on your forehead.

  Christopher Titus

  Girl, Teenager, Years

  "Titus / Errrr". www.imdb.com. 2002.

• When I was seven, I watched One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest with my mom. When Jack Nicholson was strapped to the table getting electroshock treatment, my mom burst into tears. She said it reminded her of her life, and I was stunned, because I didn't know my mom had been nominated for an Oscar.

  Christopher Titus

  Mom, Tears, Cuckoos

  "Titus / Locking Up Mom". www.imdb.com. 2000.

• There's one in every family. When the police calls in the middle of the night and says "We've got a family members of yours under arrest" and you know directly who it is. In my family we have seven of those... And they are all my *Mom*!

  Christopher Titus

  Mom, Night, Police

  "Titus", www.imdb.com. 2000-2002.

• Los Angeles Times informó de que el sesenta y tres por ciento de las familias estadounidenses se consideran ahora disfuncionales. Eso es bueno. Porque eso significa que cuando el Armagedón realmente suceda, el treinta y siete por ciento de esta población va a perder la cabeza. ¡Dios mío, se acabó el mundo! ¿Nosotros sesenta y tres por ciento? Vamos a ir, Hey... ¡no hay nadie vigilando el concesionario de Lexus! ¡Vamos al Apocalipsis con cuero y un cambiador de CD! Ustedes han sido geniales. Gracias.

  Christopher Titus

  Mean, Cds, Guy

  "Christopher Titus: Norman Rockwell Is Bleeding". Comedy, One-man Show, www.imdb.com. June 06, 2004.

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