Christopher Titus Quotes About Hell

• You don't give out trophies for losing. Trophies for sucking. That's a communist idea. You don't get a trophy for losing. You get a piece of pizza and you shut up. Trophies for losing? What the hell happened to us?

  Christopher Titus

  Ideas, Giving, Trophies

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• Satan called - he's changed the sheets, fluffed the pillows and laid out the complimentary chocolate. Hell is ready for John Edwards.

  Christopher Titus

  Chocolate, Satan, Hell

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• Texas is a hell hole, man. Dirt, cactus, lizards, dirt, cactus, the Bush family.

  Christopher Titus

  Men, Texas, Cactus

  "5th Annual End of the World Tour". www.imdb.com. 2007.

• Blood doesn't make you family. Hell, an only child can bleed. It's the sharing of pain that makes you family. 'Cause, you can't really love a brother or sister until you know that they're as scarred and broken as you are. And, hey, if you grow up with a father like mine and you aren't at least a little scarred and broken, well then, that's not your father. You were spawned by an entirely different guy.

  Christopher Titus

  Brother, Growing Up, Pain

  "Titus / Tommy's Crush". www.imdb.com. 2002.

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