Jim Gaffigan Quotes About Sleep

• There should be a children's song: 'If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep'.

  Jim Gaffigan

  Fathers Day, Song, Children

  FaceBook post by Jim Gaffigan from May 09, 2012

• I guess the reasons against having more children always seem uninspiring and superficial. What exactly am I missing out on? Money? A few more hours of sleep? A more peaceful meal? More hair? These are nothing compared to what I get from these five monsters who rule my life.

  Jim Gaffigan

  Children, Sleep, Hair

  Jim Gaffigan (2013). “Dad Is Fat”, p.240, Crown Archetype

• It is amazing how much more amazing sleep is in the morning. You wake up and you're like, "I stayed up to do what?! Watch Growing Pains? What was I thinking!?" But at night you're like, "La La La La La, Hey! Growing Pains, awesome! And I've seen this episode. That Kirk Cameron's always in trouble."

  Jim Gaffigan

  Funny, Morning, Pain

• ¿Y esas personas que no necesitan dormir? ¿Cómo se llaman? ¿Exitosos? Menuda panda de gilipollas están hechos.

  Jim Gaffigan

  Funny, Sleep, Successful

• Me encanta dormir. Necesito dormir. Todos lo necesitamos, por supuesto. Hay gente que no necesita dormir. Creo que se llaman "exitosos".

  Jim Gaffigan

  Sleep, Successful, Thinking

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