Jim Gaffigan Quotes About Gym

• I can't believe we got grades in gym class. I've never used anything I learned in there. "All right, I'm standing in front of a room full of strangers. Based on what I learned in gym class, I will throw a red ball at a fat guy."

  Jim Gaffigan

  Funny, Believe, Class

• Alguna vez has buscado el mando a distancia, pero no lo encuentras, así que decides: "Ah, supongo que no voy a ver la tele. No voy a dar dos pasos y encenderla yo mismo. Iré al gimnasio si voy a hacer ejercicio".

  Jim Gaffigan

  Divertido, Humor, Dos

• You think when gym teachers were younger, they're thinking, "You know, I want to teach...but I don't want to read. How about kickball for 40 years?"

  Jim Gaffigan

  Funny, Teacher, Humor

• Los gimnasios están siempre abarrotados. La única máquina disponible es la que simula el examen ginecológico. Ya sabes, la máquina de Sharon Stone.

  Jim Gaffigan

  Machines, Stones, Exam

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