Jim Gaffigan Quotes About Running

• Sometimes being lazy can get you in trouble. You ever not take a shower all weekend, just lounge around, then you're running late for work on Monday? There's always one person at work: "Something smells like smoke in here!" "Uh, I went to a barbeque on Friday night. Only had 48 hours to take a shower. Busy."

  Jim Gaffigan

  Funny, Friday, Running

• Babies, they learn how to walk and they are already trying to run away. You can't reach the doorknob, you only know us, think it through.

  Jim Gaffigan

  Running, Baby, Thinking

• I think what Pope Francis is saying is that nobody's perfect, you know? And so someone like Joe Biden, you know, where - you know, when he was running for president, people were - there were some bishops that were like don't let him have the Eucharist. And Pope Francis is saying that's not the point of this.

  Jim Gaffigan

  Correr, Pensar, Personas

  "Comic Jim Gaffigan On Stand-Up, Faith And Opening For The Pope". "Fresh Air" with Terry Gross, www.npr.org. September 24, 2015.

• I love my career, but I feel like you've got to babysit a lot of aspects of things. Assuming that things will be handled properly is just naive. But I think that's anyone's life, right? Even if you're running a construction site, it doesn't matter if you've been doing it for 20 years, you're still going to be blindsided by someone's incompetence or indifference.

  Jim Gaffigan

  Running, Thinking, Years

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

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