Jim Gaffigan Quotes About Animals

• Now don't get me wrong, I love animals, but I like eatin' 'em more... fun to pet, better to chew.

  Jim Gaffigan

  Funny, Humor, Animal

• I was watching Animal Planet. Did you know that the male seahorse has the baby? And I was thinking, "Why don't they just call that the female seahorse?" You know it's just some stubborn scientist. "Yeah, that one there's the male seahorse." And his assistant's like, "Uh, Bill, that one's having a baby." ... "The male has the baby. You're fired."

  Jim Gaffigan

  Funny, Baby, Animal

• I was watching the Animal Planet. Did you know that the male seahorse has the baby? Why don't they just call that one the female?

  Jim Gaffigan

  Divertido, Bebé, Humor

• I try to only eat animals that are vegan. I'm probably the opposite of a vegan.

  Jim Gaffigan

  Animal, Opposites, Trying

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