Jim Gaffigan Quotes About Morning

• For me, it's always a little sad getting out of bed. Every morning after I get up, I always gaze longingly at my bed and lament, 'You were wonderful last night. I didn't want it to end. I can't wait to see you again.

  Jim Gaffigan

  Morning, Night, Waiting

• Every morning I hear the alarm, it's like "BEEP BEEP BEEP" For second I'm like, "I could get used to that, just dream I'm in a techno club, or something."

  Jim Gaffigan

  Funny, Dream, Morning

• It is amazing how much more amazing sleep is in the morning. You wake up and you're like, "I stayed up to do what?! Watch Growing Pains? What was I thinking!?" But at night you're like, "La La La La La, Hey! Growing Pains, awesome! And I've seen this episode. That Kirk Cameron's always in trouble."

  Jim Gaffigan

  Funny, Morning, Pain

• The hardest part of the day is all the stuff after I open my eyes in the morning.

  Jim Gaffigan

  Morning, Eye, Stuff

  FaceBook post by Jim Gaffigan from Apr 12, 2015

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