Stephen Colbert Quotes About Jesus

• Si ésta va a ser una nación cristiana que no ayuda a los pobres, o bien tenemos que fingir que Jesús era tan egoísta como nosotros, o bien tenemos que reconocer que Él nos mandó amar a los pobres y servir a los necesitados sin condiciones y luego admitir que simplemente no queremos hacerlo.

  Stephen Colbert

  Cristiano, Jesús, Egoísta

  ¿"Helados"? ¿Inmigración? 12 ways Colbert kept truthiness alive" por Gael Fashingbauer Cooper, www.today.com. 10 de abril de 2014.

• To quote from another gospel, DUNE by Frank Herbert, 'Fear is the mind-killer.' ... Jesus was the original Muad'dib.

  Stephen Colbert

  Jesus, Mind, Killers

• Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a family.

  Stephen Colbert

  Religioso, Jesús, Ateo

• The shamrock is a religious symbol. St. Patrick said the leaves represented the trinity: the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. That's why four leaf clovers are so lucky, you get a bonus Jesus.

  Stephen Colbert

  Religious, Jesus, Father

• Si Jesús no tiene sentido del humor, estoy en un gran problema.

  Stephen Colbert

  Jesús, Sentido Del Humor, Problemas

  "Stephen Colbert a los estudiantes de la Universidad de Fordham: 'Amo a mi iglesia'". www.foxnews.com. 15 de septiembre de 2012.

• Jesus forgives sinners, not criminals.

  Stephen Colbert

  Funny, Jesus, Forgiving

• Researchers from Britain's Keele University have found that swearing after an injury may help alleviate pain. Evidently, the pain that you feel is inversely proportional to the number of middle names you give Jesus.

  Stephen Colbert

  Jesus, Pain, Names

• I guess 14% plus Jesus equals victory

  Stephen Colbert

  Jesus, Victory, Plus

• Throughout human history, countries rise and fall. But not America-we continue to rise and rise, like dough, until Jesus bakes us in the fiery Afterscape of the Rapture.

  Stephen Colbert

  Country, Jesus, Fall

• And though I am a committed Christian, I believe everyone has the right to their own religion - be you Hindu, Jewish, or Muslim, I believe there are infinite paths to accepting Jesus Christ as your personal savior.

  Stephen Colbert

  Cristiano, Jesús, Creer

• Mentioning Jesus in your speech: Small government. Doing what Jesus asked: Big government.

  Stephen Colbert

  Jesus, Government, Speech

• Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.

  Stephen Colbert

  Jesús, Reyes, Arma

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