Stephen Colbert Quotes About Elections

• The lead singer of Creed says he won’t endorse President Obama. Well that settles it -- Obama will not win the 1998 presidential election.

  Stephen Colbert

  Divertido, Sarcástico, Sarcasmo

• There once was a man name Barack,
  Whose re-election came as a shock.
  He raised the taxes I pay,
  And then turned marriage gay.
  And now he's coming after your glock.

  Stephen Colbert

  Gay, Men, Gun

• Forgot to live-tweet the election last night, so I'm post-tweeting today. I'll start as soon as my fingers unclench from their rage fists.

  Stephen Colbert

  Night, Fists, Today

  Twitter post from Nov 08, 2012

• El senador Kerry no apoya a nuestras tropas. Si hubiera ganado las elecciones, no quedarían tropas en Irak. El Presidente Bush, en cambio, ha dado a nuestras tropas la oportunidad de luchar sin fin. Eso está creando puestos de trabajo. De hecho, las políticas del presidente ayudaron a crear 104 puestos de trabajo más el mes pasado. ¿Ahora quién es estúpido, Senador?

  Stephen Colbert

  Jobs, Stupid, Fighting

• I don't think anybody can with a straight face say that the Russians did not set out to influence our election, and they did so.

  Stephen Colbert

  Thinking, Election, Influence

  Fuente: www.realclearpolitics.com

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