Stephen Colbert Quotes About Eyes

• And my daughter said, 'Why are you yelling at us?' and I said, 'I'm trying to discipline you!' And then she looked up at me with her tear-stained eyes and said, 'This is how you teach children, by making them cry.' And it was such a clenching reminder - she won not only the argument, but she won life with that statement. I just burst out laughing, and I think they were so surprised that I burst out laughing, that they did too.

  Stephen Colbert

  Daughter, Children, Eye

• A los ojos de Dios todos los niños son hermosos, pero aquí en la tierra tenemos estándares más altos.

  Stephen Colbert

  Hermoso, Niños, Ojo

• Never throw caution to the wind. It could whip back into your eyes and blind you.

  Stephen Colbert

  Eye, Wind, Blind

• Si los ojos son la ventana del alma, ¿por qué me duele cuando los rocío con Windex?

  Stephen Colbert

  Herir, Ojo, Ventana Al Alma

  Serie de televisión "The Colbert Report", www.imdb.com. 2005-2015.

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