Daniel Tosh Quotes - Page 6

• It's funny... you can make fun of AIDS or Haiti, but if you make fun of some starlet in Hollywood's looks? That's like the one thing... the line you are not to cross.

  Daniel Tosh

  Funny, Hollywood, Looks

  Biografía/Citas personales, www.imdb.com.

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• I'm aware that I should end a joke with the good part, I choose not too.

  Daniel Tosh

  Ends, Should, Jokes

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• I think if you're gonna get a tattoo, just get one: the words, 'I'm dumb.' That's it. That way in 10 years, when you go, 'Why did I get this?,' you can be like, 'Oh, I'm dumb!'

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  Tattoo, Thinking, Years

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• Si "no" significara "no", todos los hombres morirían vírgenes.

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  Divertido, Hombres, Vírgenes

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• I don't know what popping-and-locking is but I know to lock my car door whenever people are doing it.

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  Doors, People, Car

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• The hardest working person in showbusiness has never been or ever will be a 'famous person'.

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  Hardest, Persons

  Twitter post from May 1, 2013

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• Los bebés no son aptos para el lavavajillas.

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  Divertido, Bebé, Humor

  "Daniel Tosh: Happy Thoughts". www.imdb.com. 2011.

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• Germany's like Wisconsin, but with, like, a really bad past.

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  Past, Germany, Wisconsin

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• I'm like our fearless leader [Jesus]. Where do I get my inspiration? I don't know. I just make fun of everything.

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  Jesus, Fun, Inspiration

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• Yes, I am aware that I am the gayer version of Jeff Lewis.

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  Versiones

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• I love people of all ethnicities, as long as they're not ugly.

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  Ethnicity, Long, People

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• I'll do anything usually if there's money involved and little work.

  Daniel Tosh

  Littles, Involved, Ifs

  "Mr. Daniel Tosh coming to NAU". The Lumberjack Interview, www.jackcentral.org. September 11, 2008.

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• I worked in Toronto for two days. And by work I mean sit in a trailer for 15 hours, say two lines, and leave.

  Daniel Tosh

  Mean, Two, Toronto

  "Mr. Daniel Tosh coming to NAU". The Lumberjack Interview, www.jackcentral.org. September 11, 2008.

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• Nunca ves a nadie con un jersey negro de cuello alto y una chaqueta de cuero haciendo algo bonito.

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  Nice, Leather Jackets, Black

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• Something horrible happens and I try to make it funny. It's really a tortured life. You go to a salsa bar, at your local burrito stand, and you know, you think "how can you make a joke about this?"

  Daniel Tosh

  Thinking, Trying, Bars

  "Mr. Daniel Tosh coming to NAU". The Lumberjack Interview, www.jackcentral.org. September 11, 2008.

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• Si los guardias de seguridad no pueden llevar armas, no tengo por qué obedecer sus normas inventadas.

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  Gun, Security Guards, Made

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• I will not date a woman from China, because that is a big red flag.

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  Red Flags, Dating, Bigs

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• I mean my goal is to get Michael Richards to do stand up at the Laugh Factory to an all black audience.

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  Malo, Meta, Reír

  "Byt Interview: Daniel Tosh". brightestyoungthings.com. November 4, 2010.

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• Me vi desnudo delante de un espejo hace un par de días - no es broma, así llamamos al montaje. Me vi desnudo y me dije: 'Madre mía, soy 'El Hombre Blanco'. He oído muchas cosas malas de ti, cracka.

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  Couple, Men, Mirrors

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• The only thing surfers have in common with the rest of America is they're unemployed and they love crystal meth.

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  America, Crystals, Common

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• Decorating the gym can't mask the fact that it smells like a mix between corsage and balls.

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  Smell, Balls, Facts

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• Racing does to white guys what movies do to black guys.

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  White, Guy, Black

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• Scattergories is second base for Christians.

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  Christian

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• Estoy harto de que los medios de comunicación conviertan a las deportistas en supermodelos, cuando está claro que son seises en el mejor de los casos.

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  Divertido, Deportes, Atleta

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• Canadians complain too much. 'I like seasons.' So do I; that's why I live in a place that skips the [unpleasant] ones.

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  Complaining, Too Much, Skip

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