Daniel Tosh Quotes About Excuses

• We'll put an asterisk next to Barry Bonds' name, sure, as soon as we put one next to Babe Ruth's name. Getting to break records before black people were allowed to play? Excuse me, where is that asterisk?

  Daniel Tosh

  Play, Names, People

  Song: Four, Album: Happy Thoughts, 2011

• There's no excuse for domestic violence. It sounds like a challenge. I mean, does everything have to be so black-and-white in this kindergarten country of ours? What if you come home from a long day at work and your wife has drowned two of your kids - she's about to dunk the third one. Can you run over and pop her then? Unfortunately no, there's no excuse. You're going to have to let her drown that third one.

  Daniel Tosh

  Running, Country, Home

• My excuse for everything is that I grew up in Florida.

  Daniel Tosh

  Florida, Excuse, Grew Up

  Twitter post from Aug 29, 2012

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