Daniel Tosh Quotes About Writing

• Women can do anything men can do. Except math, chess, running, jumping, lifting stuff, fixing things, making money, hockey, surfing, driving, making decisions, being tall, taking out the garbage, tipping, fishing, being funny (on purpose), reading a map, listening to good bands, writing, running the country, inventing anything important, or being fun to hang out with.

  Daniel Tosh

  Country, Running, Fun

• I hope we find a cure for every major disease, because I'm tired of walking 5K. I'm pretty sure I don't have to sweat for cancer. I'll write a check.

  Daniel Tosh

  Funny, Cancer, Writing

• People write a lot of similar material. That's why I try to come up with the most absurd jokes.

  Daniel Tosh

  Escribir, Gente, Intentar

  Source: titlesarestupid.blogspot.com

• Fifty Shades Of Grey proved you can write about a dude choking women and shoving stuff up their butts but heaven forbid if you tell a legitimate joke about it. Sure I doubled the number of feminists who hate me, but I also doubled the number of shows I have on TV. No regrets.

  Daniel Tosh

  Regret, Hate, Writing

  "Tosh.0 - Season Four" by Kevin McFarland, www.avclub.com. December 05, 2012.

• Oh, southern rappers... so hard to write a rhyme when you only know 30 words.

  Daniel Tosh

  Writing, Rapper, Southern

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