David Letterman Quotes About House

• The White House is saying Donald Trump has 'zero percent chance' of being elected. Isn't that a little high?

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  Zero, White, House

• The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know? some of these jokes just write themselves.

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  Divertido, Sarcástico, Escritura

• The White House says that the vacation in Texas will give President Bush the chance to unwind. My question is, when does the guy wind?

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  Vacation, Texas, Wind

• Osama bin Laden... vivió en una casa durante seis años con tres esposas. Y hoy temprano, dictaminaron que su muerte fue un suicidio.

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  Suicide, Years, Wife

• They're doing everything they can to tighten security at the White House. Today, on the roof of the White House, they added one of those fake owls.

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  White, Fake, House

• Obama took a tour of the Great Wall of China and said, 'We need one of these things around the White House.'

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  Wall, White, House

• Barack Obama's busy moving into the White House. Earlier today, John McCain was blowing on his soup.

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  Moving, White, House

• Desde 1980, ha habido 91 violaciones de la seguridad en la Casa Blanca. Bueno, 92 si cuentas a George Bush.

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  White, House, Wells

• Bill Clinton may in fact be moving back into the White House. And coincidentally I'm thinking about moving back into my mother's house.

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  Madre, Moverse, Pensar

• George W. said he doesn't watch television. And, of course, well - the reason for that is the Clintons stole the White House satellite system.

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  White, House, Television

• The White House has announced that they no longer recognize Fox as a news organization, which puts them about eight years behind the rest of us.

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  Eight, Years, Organization

• En la Casa Blanca, atraparon a otro saltador de valla hoy temprano. Era Obama tratando de salir.

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  White, House, Trying

• The campaign for the White House is heating up with John Kerry taking heat for throwing his Vietnam medals away, getting a $1000 haircut, and wearing a 1970s wig known as 'the Leno.' There are really two sides to this story. And America can't wait for Kerry to present both of them.

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  Two Sides, White, America

• The White House has now put together a website for kids. It's a website to teach kids how to manage a budget responsibly. The website is called ' Irony.gov. '

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  Kids, White, House

• Tim Tebow may be back in the NFL with the Philadelphia Eagles. As you remember, he was thrown out of the league when he landed his gyrocopter on the White House lawn.

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  Eagles, Nfl, White

• I'm worried about John Kerry, he's so confident now that he's already planning his White House sex scandal.

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  Sex, White, House

• I spend most of my free time under the house.

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  House, Free Time

• Kids in Washington every year have the big Easter egg roll on the White House lawn. The kids found 300 Easter eggs. They also found about 10,000 missing Hillary emails.

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  Easter, Kids, Years

• When Martha gets out she'll be under house arrest in her big $40 million mansion in Bedford. Boy, that'll teach her. She's only allowed out of the house for doctors visits, grocery shopping, or to dump more stock.

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  Boys, Doctors, Shopping

  "Jailhouse Epiphanies - March 6, 2005". abcnews.go.com.

• But I was thinking about this, the Obamas want to adopt a stray dog from the pound. And I think that is admirable. I believe the last president to bring a stray dog into the White House got impeached.

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  Dog, Believe, Thinking

• Some Secret Service guys crashed a car into the White House. And they had been drinking when it happened. Actually, they hit a barrier trying to get to the White House. It's the same thing that is happening to Hillary.

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  Drinking, White, Car

• Según las últimas encuestas, Bush tiene una ligera ventaja sobre John Kerry. Así que hoy, Bush ha colgado una pancarta sobre la Casa Blanca que dice: 'Misión cumplida'.

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  White, House, Today

• Over the weekend, of course, down there in Washington, D.C., they had the big White House Correspondents' Dinner. Do you know who was really funny? President Obama. So funny, in fact, he has already been promised 'The Tonight Show' in five years.

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  Weekend, Years, White

• Today was opening day for the new Congress in Washington. And Vice President Joe Biden swore in the new batch of White House fence jumpers.

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  Blanco, Casa, Presidente

• There was an embarrassing moment in the White House earlier today. They were looking around while searching for George Bush's military records. They actually found some old Al Gore ballots.

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  Military, White, House

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