David Letterman Quotes About Dictator

• Feliz cumpleaños al malvado dictador norcoreano Kim Jong Un. Reunió a familiares y amigos y lo celebró ejecutando a algunos allegados.

  David Letterman

  Evil, Family And Friends, Together

• You know Kim Jong Un, the evil dictator of North Korea? Apparently, a guy in his inner circle used his ashtray while smoking and Kim Jong Un had him executed. I remember the same thing happened when a guy used Martha Stewart's personal lemon zester.

  David Letterman

  Circles, Korea, Evil

• Remember evil Russian dictator Vladimir Putin? He vanished for 10 days. He had disappeared and there were a lot of rumors. One rumor was he had disappeared because he had himself executed.

  David Letterman

  Evil, Rumor, Remember

• President Obama is in China. Also in China is evil Russian dictator Vladimir Putin. They're both in China at the same time. It's like running into your ex-girlfriend on vacation.

  David Letterman

  Running, Girlfriend, Vacation

• El dictador norcoreano Kim Jung Il podría dimitir. Sí, expertos del Departamento de Estado dicen que podría ser sustituido por su hijo, Menta Li Ill.

  David Letterman

  Son, Experts, May

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