David Letterman Quotes About Funeral

• The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today they showed videotape, and Saddam was speaking at his own funeral.

  David Letterman

  Funeral, Confusing, Alive

• Mitt Romney, two-time Republican presidential candidate, is going to fight Evander Holyfield for charity. I hope they save some of that money for funeral expenses.

  David Letterman

  Fighting, Two, Funeral

• One of the dogs in the competition, a Portuguese Water Dog, is related to President Obama's dog, Bo. But they only see each other at funerals and weddings.

  David Letterman

  Dog, Water, Funeral

• El aspirante presidencial Jeb Bush ha hecho públicos todos sus correos electrónicos. Me gustaría publicar todos mis correos electrónicos. Sólo tengo correos sobre funerales baratos y Viagra.

  David Letterman

  Hopeful, Funeral, Presidential

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