Denis Leary Quotes About Jesus

• ¡Felices Pascuas a todos! Jesús muere, vuelve de entre los muertos... y nosotros recibimos huevos de chocolate. Es como un servicio de vuelta de Dios.

  Denis Leary

  Jesus, Easter, Chocolate Eggs

  FaceBook post by Denis Leary from Apr 24, 2011

• I was reading an interview with Keith Richards in a magazine and in the interview Keith Richards intimated that kids should not do drugs. Keith Richards! Says that kids should not do drugs!
  Keith, we can't do any more drugs because you already f-king did them all, alright? There's none left! We have to wait 'til you die and smoke your ashes! Jesus Christ! Talk about the pot
  and the f-kin' kettle.

  Denis Leary

  Jesus, Kings, Reading

  "No Cure for Cancer". Documentary, Comedy, 1993.

• That's why I'm glad Jesus died when he did. Because if he lived to be 40, he would have ended up like Elvis. He was famous already at that point. If he lived to be 40, he'd be walking around Jerusalem with a big fat beer gut and black side burns going, Damn, I'm the son of God. Give me a cheeseburger and french fries right now.

  Denis Leary

  Divertido, Jesús, Humor

  "Denis Leary: No Cure for Cancer". m.imdb.com. 1993.

• Estuve 12 años con monjas. Así que salí de eso diciendo: "Creo que Jesús está bien". El resto creo que apesta a los altos cielos.

  Denis Leary

  Jesus, Thinking, Years

• I like Jesus, I mean, I think he was a good guy.

  Denis Leary

  Jesús, Medio, Pensamiento

• Estoy en mi camioneta hablando con Jesús. Y puedes ver un anillo de las Series Mundiales en mi dedo meñique derecho. Pero cuando me quito las gafas de sol un segundo después, ya no está. Es todo eso de la intervención divina. Sabes que Jesús tuvo algo que ver con que ganaran.

  Denis Leary

  Jesus, Winning, Talking

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