Citas de Denis Leary

• El racismo no nace, amigos, se enseña. Tengo un hijo de dos años. ¿Sabes lo que odia? ¡Las siestas! Fin de la lista.

  Denis Leary

  Powerful, Hate, Son

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• Worrying about tomorrow is the best way to screw up today.

  Denis Leary

  Worry, Today, Way

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• Crisis doesn't create character; it reveals it.

  Denis Leary

  Carácter, Crisis

  Denis Leary (2017). “Why We Don't Suck: And How All of Us Need to Stop Being Such Partisan Little Bitches”, p.48, Crown Archetype

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• Is it possible to get a cup of coffee-flavored coffee anymore in this country? What happened with coffee? Did I miss a meeting? They have every other flavor but coffee-flavored coffee. They have mochaccino, frappaccino, cappuccino, al pacino...Coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup.

  Denis Leary

  Country, Coffee, Missing

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• I'm the enemy. Because I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, the freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy who likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder - "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of BBQ ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and buskets of cheese, okay? I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I wanna run through the streets naked with green Jell-O all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal?

  Denis Leary

  Running, Reading, Thinking

  "Fictional character: Edgar Friendly". "Demolition Man", 1993.

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• If you had no enemies, you had no fun.

  Denis Leary

  Fun, Enemy, Ifs

  Twitter post from Jul 6, 2015

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• Lo que he aprendido es que la vida es demasiado corta y las películas demasiado largas.

  Denis Leary

  Inspiración, La vida es demasiado corta, Larga

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• What firefighters, and people in our military and cops do is separate from what the rest of us do, basically these people say "I'm going to protect all these strangers."

  Denis Leary

  Military, People, Firefighter

  "The End of Rescue Me, But Not Denis Leary". Interview with Nancy Doyle Palmer, www.huffingtonpost.com. September 6, 2011.

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• Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?

  Denis Leary

  Divertido, Odio, Humor

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER.

  Denis Leary

  Sex, Beer, Men

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• Creo que deberíamos tomar Irak e Irán y combinarlos en un solo país y llamarlo Irate. Todos los cabreados vivirían en el mismo sitio y se acabaría de una vez.

  Denis Leary

  Divertido, País, Humor

  Denis Leary (2015). “No Cure for Cancer”, p.93, Anchor

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• ¿Sabes por qué los franceses nos odian tanto? Nos dieron el croissant. ¿Y sabes lo que hicimos con él? Lo convertimos en nuestro croissandwich, muchas gracias.

  Denis Leary

  Divertido, Odio, Humor

  "Denis Leary: No Cure for Cancer". Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.com. 1993.

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• Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad

  Denis Leary

  Mom, Talking, Class

  FaceBook post by Denis Leary from Aug 29, 2012

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• I was reading an interview with Keith Richards in a magazine and in the interview Keith Richards intimated that kids should not do drugs. Keith Richards! Says that kids should not do drugs!
  Keith, we can't do any more drugs because you already f-king did them all, alright? There's none left! We have to wait 'til you die and smoke your ashes! Jesus Christ! Talk about the pot
  and the f-kin' kettle.

  Denis Leary

  Jesus, Kings, Reading

  "No Cure for Cancer". Documentary, Comedy, 1993.

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• I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?

  Denis Leary

  Divertido, Humor, Alcohol

  Song: Drugs

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• Kids are incredibly expensive. But it pays off later when they are better educated, bigger, and better-looking than you. And find you incessantly boring and uncool.

  Denis Leary

  Kids, Bigger And Better, Pay

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• Most people think, "Life sucks, and then you die." I disagree. I think life sucks. Then you get cancer. Then you go into chemotherapy. You lose all your hair, you feel bad about yourself. Then all of the sudden the cancer goes into remission, and then all of the sudden you have a stroke. You can't move your right side. And then, maybe, you die.

  Denis Leary

  Funny, Cancer, Moving

  "Denis Leary: No Cure for Cancer". m.imdb.com. 1993.

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• You just can't win. Men have very recent land mines in their heads. Women have recorded conversations and photographs in their heads from 15 years ago.

  Denis Leary

  Ganar, Hombres, Años

  "No Rest For The Leary". Interview with Andrew Goldman, www.elle.com. May 23, 2006.

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• La única diferencia entre los niños y los animales de la selva son los pantalones. Los niños los llevan. Los animales de la selva no.

  Denis Leary

  Kids, Animal, Differences

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• Si quieres una relación duradera que no requiera mucho trabajo, te digo que te compres un perro. Te quieren pase lo que pase. Pero cuando se trata de humanos, no hay ningún secreto: hay que apreciar a la persona todos los días.

  Denis Leary

  Dog, Love You, Long

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• I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.

  Denis Leary

  School, Catholic, Use

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• That's why I'm glad Jesus died when he did. Because if he lived to be 40, he would have ended up like Elvis. He was famous already at that point. If he lived to be 40, he'd be walking around Jerusalem with a big fat beer gut and black side burns going, Damn, I'm the son of God. Give me a cheeseburger and french fries right now.

  Denis Leary

  Divertido, Jesús, Humor

  "Denis Leary: No Cure for Cancer". m.imdb.com. 1993.

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• I have good kids, I love my kids. I try to bring them up the right way, not spanking them. I find that I don't have to spank them. I find that waving the gun around pretty much gets the same job done!

  Denis Leary

  Divertido, Empleo, Humor

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• If I'm president, there are going to be government vans that drive around and pick up people who shouldn't be wearing certain clothing. Talk about lack of civil rights - I'm sorry, I'm pulling you right off the street, and we're giving you clothes that you're going to be O.K. in.

  Denis Leary

  Sorry, Rights, Government

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• There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.

  Denis Leary

  Divertido, Sexy, Humor

  Denis Leary (2015). “No Cure for Cancer”, p.30, Anchor

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