Wanda Sykes Quotes

• I'm a black, gay woman. I think the only way to make the GOP hate me more is if I sent them a video of me rolling around on a pile of welfare checks.

  Wanda Sykes

  Hate, Gay, Thinking

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• Cuando la vida te da limones no hagas limonada, haz limonada rosa. Sé único.

  Wanda Sykes

  Unique, Giving, Caves

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• Si sientes que hay algo que deberías estar haciendo, si sientes pasión por ello, deja de desearlo y hazlo.

  Wanda Sykes

  Inspirational, Passion, Wish

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• These CEOs, man ... If you're that ruthless, you're a scary dude. I tell you, now when I walk past a little gang banger, I don't even blink. But if I see a white dude with a Wall Street Journal, I haul ass. Before I walk past the Arthur Andersen building, I cut through the projects. If you cut through the projects, you may just lose what you have on you that day. I ain't never been mugged of my whole future.

  Wanda Sykes

  Wall, Cutting, Past

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• I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.

  Wanda Sykes

  Inspirational, Cancer, Unhappy

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• If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the same sex.

  Wanda Sykes

  Sex, Believe, Don't Believe

  "Wanda Sykes, Is 'Sick & Tired'". "News & Notes" with Farai Chideya, www.npr.org. October 13, 2006.

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• To me, political office should be like jury duty. You should just get a notice in the mail one day and say, 'Aw, sh - , I'm secretary of state next month.

  Wanda Sykes

  Office, Political, One Day

  "Is Washington ready for Wanda?" by Patrick Gavin, www.politico.com. March 20, 2009.

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• As soon as you say 'I do,' you'll discover that marriage is like a car. Both of you might be sitting in the front seat, but only one of you is driving. And most marriages are more like a motorcycle than a car. Somebody has to sit in the back, and you have to yell just to be heard.

  Wanda Sykes

  Marriage, Car, Motorcycle

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• En serio, no necesito un arma. Me molesto fácilmente. Dispararía a la gente que invitara a mi casa.

  Wanda Sykes

  Gun, People, House

  Wanda Sykes (2004). “Yeah, I Said It”, p.71, Simon and Schuster

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• No entiendo por qué la gente se enfada por algo que no les afecta en absoluto.

  Wanda Sykes

  People, Upset

  "Wanda Sykes And Dan Bucatinsky Discuss Same-Sex Marriage On ‘Oprah’s Next Chapter’". www.huffingtonpost.com. October 25, 2013.

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• I don't like the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. I want my enemy on a different planet.

  Wanda Sykes

  Enemy, Different, Want

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• Quiero a mi familia, pero mi familia es de esas personas que nunca te dejan olvidar nada de lo que has hecho... Yo estaba en la obra de Navidad de primer grado - Estoy jugando María. Durante la obra, se me cayó el niño Jesús... Todavía hablan de esto. Voy a mi reunión familiar, y uno de mis primos acaba de tener un bebé. Así que me dije, 'Oh, es un bebé muy mono. Déjame coger al bebé...' Y mi tía me dice: '¡No le des ese bebé! Sabes que se le ha caído el niño Jesús".

  Wanda Sykes

  Cute, Running, Baby

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• When my wife and I leave California, I want to have my marriage recognized in Nevada, Arizona, all the way to New York. How can you stop people from loving each other? How can you get upset about loving?

  Wanda Sykes

  New York, Gay, California

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• I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I've never found any strange panties in my dog's house.

  Wanda Sykes

  Dog, Hate, Men

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• I enjoy stand-up because it has the biggest reward: instant gratification. You can hear the people laughing.

  Wanda Sykes

  People, Laughing, Rewards

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• I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to be a black woman, and I'm proud to be gay.

  Wanda Sykes

  Gay, Black, Proud

  "Side Benefit of Prop 8’s Passage: Celebrities Busting Out of Closet" by Party Ben, www.motherjones.com. November 16, 2008.

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• If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too.

  Wanda Sykes

  People, Passionate, Want

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• The president is on national TV apologizing for getting oral sex. Why didn't he just stick with his lie? You got to stick with your lie. If you lie, you have to believe that lie whole-heartedly. It has to become the truth for you. But this man, the most powerful man in the world, is on national TV apologizing for receiving oral sex. He's an idiot. There are men sitting in here right now who would gladly accept oral sex on national TV.

  Wanda Sykes

  Sex, Powerful, Lying

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• It's easier to rip somebody to shreds while you're making them laugh.

  Wanda Sykes

  Rip, Laughing, Easier

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• What gets me is when celebrities aren't allowed to have an opinion on anything political. There's the whole 'Shut up and sing' thing.

  Wanda Sykes

  Political, Opinion, Shut Up

  Fuente: www.elle.com

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• Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.

  Wanda Sykes

  Funny, Hard Work, Government

  Interview with Keith Phipps, www.avclub.com. October 20, 2004.

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• Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.

  Wanda Sykes

  Ice Cream, Eating, Coming Out

  Interview with Keith Phipps, www.avclub.com. October 20, 2004.

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• You can't make a woman happy. That's like trying to cure a fatal disease. The goal is to treat the symptoms so you can comfortably live with the illness.

  Wanda Sykes

  Goal, Trying, Disease

  "How to Make a Woman Happy". www.esquire.com. February 9, 2007.

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• Hasta que no desarrollas tu propia voz, tu propia personalidad sobre el escenario, no te conviertes en tu propio cómico, en quién eres realmente.

  Wanda Sykes

  Voice, Comic, Persona

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• I felt like I was being attacked, personally attacked - our community was attacked. Now, I gotta get in their face. I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to be a black woman. And I'm proud to be gay.

  Wanda Sykes

  Gay, Community, Black

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