Chocolate Eggs Quotes

• Todo lo que necesitas es amor. Pero un poco de chocolate de vez en cuando no hace daño.

  Charles M. Schulz

  Amor, Divertido, San Valentín

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• ¡Felices Pascuas a todos! Jesús muere, vuelve de entre los muertos... y nosotros recibimos huevos de chocolate. Es como un servicio de vuelta de Dios.

  Denis Leary

  Jesus, Easter, Turns

  Facebook post by Denis Leary from Abr 24, 2011

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• No ponga todos los huevos en la misma cesta.

  Warren Buffett

  Pascua, Huevos, Éxito de la inversión

  Lawrence A. Cunningham, Warren E. Buffett (2013). "Los ensayos de Warren Buffett: Lessons for Corporate America (Third Edition)", p.13, Carolina Academic Press.

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• La Pascua nos habla de la belleza, la rara belleza de la nueva vida.

  S. D Gordon

  Easter, Rare Beauty, New Life

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• No pongas todos los huevos en la misma cesta.

  Miguel de Cervantes

  Easter, Investment Success, Boiled Eggs

  "Ensayos morales sobre proverbios". Libro de Samuel Palmer, 1710.

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• No hay nada mejor que un buen árbitro ciego.

  Bobby Heenan

  Semana Santa, Yummy, Ciclismo

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• A strangely reflective, even melancholy day. Is that because, unlike our cousins in the northern hemisphere, Easter is not associated with the energy and vitality of spring but with the more subdued spirit of autumn.

  Hugh Mackay

  Easter, Cousin, Spring

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• Mi madre solía decir que la Pascua griega era más tarde porque entonces se consiguen las cosas más baratas.

  Amy Sedaris

  Dios, Mamá, Pascua

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• Easter, so longed for, is gone in a day.

  James Howell

  Easter, Gone, Funny Easter

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• I'm a little hoarse tonight. I've been living in Chicago for the past two months, and you know how it is, yelling for help on the way home every night. Things are so tough in Chicago that at Easter time, for bunnies the little kids use porcupines.

  Fred Allen

  Easter, Kids, Home

  Fred Allen (1956). “Much Ado About Me”

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• Mentí en mi lista de Weight Watchers. Puse que tenía 3 huevos... pero eran huevos de chocolate Cadbury.

  Caroline Rhea

  Easter, Weight Watchers, Lists

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• In Australia...they celebrate Easter the same...by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit...left chocolate eggs in the night

  Bill Hicks

  Easter, Children, Night

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• I was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do, commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night. Now I wonder why we're f-ked up as a race. I've read the Bible. I can't find the word "bunny" or "chocolate" anywhere in the f-king book.

  Bill Hicks

  Jesus, Easter, Kings

  "Filling Up the Hump". Audio bootleg, 1993.

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• Cause Jesus I do think did exist, and he was, I think, a guy who had interesting ideas in the Gandhi-type area, in the Nelson Mandela-type area, you know, relaxed and groovy; and the Romans thought, Relaxed and groovy?! No, no, no, no, no! So they murdered him. And kids eat chocolate eggs, because of the color of the chocolate, and the color of the... wood on the cross. Well, you tell me! It's got nothing to do with it, has it?

  Eddie Izzard

  Jesus, Kids, Thinking

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