Dov Davidoff Quotes - Page 9

• Tengo la ligera sospecha de que llevar una vida examinada y estar realmente bronceado no son compatibles.

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  Being Real, Consistent, Suspicion

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 16, 2012

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• Latin women enjoy being women more than other women.

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  Latin, Being A Woman, Enjoy

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 17, 2012

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• Maybe necrophiliacs are just people that want to have sex without a lot of talking.

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  Sex, Talking, People

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 01, 2012

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• My bedroom is so messy, if I died of natural causes, the cops would be like no he didn't, clearly there was a struggle.

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  Struggle, Would Be, Causes

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Apr 24, 2012

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• Vegas; one of the few places still encouraging men in their fifties to dress like their in a boy-band from the 80's.

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  Boys, Men, Vegas

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Mar 23, 2012

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• Why hasn't anyone opened a night club named 'No Drugs Allowed, Wink, Wink'?

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  Night, Drug, Clubs

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 07, 2012

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• Sleep is over rated, then again so is being awake.

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  Sleep, Awake

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 10, 2012

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• If you love sleep, you'll really enjoy death.

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  Death, Sleep, Enjoy

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 10, 2012

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• Drugs in a disco are great for white people because it allows them to feel more Puerto Rican while dancing.

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  White, People, Dancing

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 06, 2012

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• The fabric of society is woven together by the needle of suppression and denial.

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  Society, Together, Woven

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 13, 2012

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• Many television weather-women were one abusive parent away from prostitution.

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  Weather, Parent, Television

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 03, 2012

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• Most people that commit to a life of celibacy weren't leaving that much on the table in the first place.

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  People, Leaving, Tables

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 17, 2012

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• Laughing at ones own attempt at humor while saying things just come to me should be punishable by death.

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  Laughing, Should

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 19, 2012

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• Love is nature's LSD. You're going to see things that aren't really there.

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  Love Is, Lsd

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 02, 2012

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• Fake titties are inversely proportioned to their owners level of self esteem. This being said, part of me loves them.

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  Self Esteem, Fake, Levels

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 29, 2012

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• I'd like you much better if you didn't like yourself so much.

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  Like You, Like Yourself, Ifs

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Mar 01, 2012

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• I like shitty strip clubs. They look like what they are. I know what to expect. Unlike Congress, at least we know everybody is for sale.

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  Looks, Clubs, Congress

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Mar 07, 2012

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• Si yo fuera ginecólogo, diría cosas como: "Vale, basta de charla. Revisemos bajo el capó.

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  Gynecologists, Enough, Checks

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Dec 21, 2011

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• Few things are more annoying than too many of any one ethnicity in the same room.

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  Ethnicity, Rooms, Annoying

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Dec 18, 2011

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• Los negros corpulentos temen viajar en avión casi tanto como las ancianas blancas temen a los negros corpulentos.

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  Air, White, Guy

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Dec 15, 2011

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• Violence is never the answer, unless you don't feel like talking.

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  Talking, Answers, Violence

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 26, 2011

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• Women want a man who is sensitive, but god forbid you can't get it up after being frightened by a small woodland animal.

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  Animal, Men, Want

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• We should create a holiday that celebrates money for what it is, essentially worthless paper, upon which we agree to pretend it has value.

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  Holiday, Paper, Celebrate

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• You're pregnant? Congratulations, the world needs another mindless, semiliterate consumer.

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  Congratulations, Needs, World

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• Please reduce the expectation in your tone when asking me how my day is going.

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  Expectations, Asking, Tone

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 23, 2011

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