Dov Davidoff Quotes About Animals

• Happiness is a carnival game. It's never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal.

  Dov Davidoff

  Happiness, Animal, Games

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jul 20, 2011

• Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.

  Dov Davidoff

  Zoos, Animal, Pandas

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Aug 20, 2011

• Women want a man who is sensitive, but god forbid you can't get it up after being frightened by a small woodland animal.

  Dov Davidoff

  Animal, Men, Want

• Not sure how I feel about reality. I'm going to begin purchasing stuffed animals and endowing them with the qualities people in my life lack.

  Dov Davidoff

  Animal, Reality, People

• Animals look at people the way people look at people that might mug them.

  Dov Davidoff

  Animal, People, Looks

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 13, 2011

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