Dov Davidoff Quotes - Page 3

• Every time I see someone taking care of a baby, I think why in the world would anyone willingly saddle themselves with that responsibility?

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  Baby, Responsibility, Thinking

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• I'm passionate about gay rights, but I think we need admit that there are some gay wrongs as well.

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  Gay, Pensamiento, Derechos

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• La gente que dice que tengo "miedo al compromiso" no entiende mi relación con las palomitas.

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  Commitment, People, Popcorn

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• If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.

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  Moon, Space, Suits

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• Water polo would be much more interesting if they hadn't gotten rid of the horses.

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  Horse, Water, Interesting

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• Horoscopes, like bad sitcoms, are created for people that I don't relate to.

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  People, Horoscopes, Sitcom

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• Anticipation almost always exceeds the reality of that which we anticipated.

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  Reality, Anticipation, Exceed

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• Please use anger for something positive like hurting people that deserve it or writing jokes.

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  Hurt, Writing, People

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• The next actor I meet that uses the term 'courageous' to describe another actor's performance is getting punched in the face.

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  Use, Actors, Next

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• I'm no quitter, unless it comes to human relationships or math and science.

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  Math, Quitter, Humans

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• The world treats beautiful people like they're good at something, which makes it so that they almost never get good at something.

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  Hermoso, Gente, Mundo

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• Perhaps depression is a perfectly natural reaction to the human condition.

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  Perfectly Natural, Reactions, Human Condition

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• Parenthood seems really rewarding... like martyrdom, but without the glamour.

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  Parenthood, Glamour, Martyrdom

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• My dad was old school Jewish. Not do your taxes Jewish - steal your car Jewish.

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  Dad, Old School, Car

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• Not sure how I feel about reality. I'm going to begin purchasing stuffed animals and endowing them with the qualities people in my life lack.

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  Animal, Reality, People

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• Headphone aren't big enough these days. Why not just throw a couple of stereo speakers in a full face motorcycle helmet.

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  Couple, Motorcycle, Why Not

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• One day I'd like to beat you at your own game, but your game is badmitton so that will probably never happen.

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  Games, One Day, Beats

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• Life is fragile, unless your in the NFL in which case you'll need to wear padding.

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  Nfl, Needs, Life Is

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• Heard someone say children are god's gift to the world. What world are you referring to? And what's your definition of gift?

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  Children, World, Definitions

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• How can there not already be a rapper named 'O'pinion'?

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  Rapero

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• I hate to see a woman cry, unless of course I'm crying first in which case I feel it's appropriate.

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  Hate, Firsts, Cry

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• Fear can be a great motivator, just not during foreplay.

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• The great thing about having a small family is that there are fewer people to disappoint.

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  Family, People, Disappoint

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• Canadians are like Americans, just less racist, violent, and ignorant.

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  Ignorant, Racist, Violent

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• Coming to terms with my feelings of worthlessness isn't always a bad time, but it's rarely a good one.

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  Feelings, Bad Times, Term

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