John Oliver Quotes - Page 4

• Having a human conversation is not something I've had any training in either as a comedian or as, you know, a human being.

  John Oliver

  Comedian, Training, Conversation

  "John Oliver dishes on 'Daily Show'" by Patrick Gavin, www.politico.com. August 13, 2013.

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• If you’ve been here, in New York, it has been dominated by the UN General Assembly, the annual event where delegates come from all over the world to f*** up this city’s traffic.

  John Oliver

  New York, Cities, Events

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• I would much rather America was a more stable, wonderful place. You know, I love it.

  John Oliver

  America, Wonderful, Knows

  "John Oliver: Shaking the addiction to pettiness". Interview with Jarrett Bellini, www.cnn.com. August 5, 2011.

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• British people would die for their right to drink themselves to death.

  John Oliver

  Divertido, Gente, Comedia

  "The world according to The Daily Show's John Oliver" by Kathy Sweeney, www.theguardian.com. July 21, 2011.

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• Stand-up comedy seems like a terrifying thing. Objectively. Before anyone has done it, it seems like one of the most frightening things you could conceive, and there's just no shortcut - you just have to do it.

  John Oliver

  Done, Shortcuts, Comedy

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• Americans just don't understand dry wit.

  John Oliver

  Dry, Wit

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• Bienvenidos a The Daily Show, soy John Oliver. Jon Stewart todavía no está aquí. Actualmente está viviendo una experiencia de juego de rol de El Señor de los Anillos en las profundidades de Nueva Zelanda.

  John Oliver

  Role Playing, Roles, Welcome

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• I think I'm just a summer fling that people will soon forget.

  John Oliver

  Summer, Thinking, People

  Source: www.wbur.org

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• Nunca pienso que soy un periodista de verdad, porque no tengo ninguna de las calificaciones o las intenciones para ello.

  John Oliver

  Real, Thinking, Intention

  Interview with Christopher Kompanek, www.avclub.com. April 7, 2011.

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• If you’re asking me, would I have voted for Mitt Romney, the answer is absolutely not. Emphatically not. I cannot envision a world in which I would have voted for Mitt Romney unless I sustained a massive concussion.

  John Oliver

  Asking, Answers, World

  "Guest Host John Oliver Will Try Not to Destroy 'The Daily Show' (Q&A)". Interview with Marisa Guthrie, www.hollywoodreporter.com. May 31, 2013.

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• Stand-up, for me, is really more of an addiction, so you have to feed the beast whenever you can.

  John Oliver

  Addiction, Beast

  Interview with Jason Zabel, www.avclub.com. September 22, 2011.

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• People, I guess, generally come to see me do stand-up with a working knowledge of my broad sense of humor on The Daily Show ... I don't think anyone would mistake me as an actual anchor.

  John Oliver

  Mistake, Thinking, Anchors

  Source: www.wbur.org

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• Here in America, people come out to see what they've known you to do. In England it's like everyone comes out to tell you exactly how well they think you're doing.

  John Oliver

  Pensamiento, América, Gente

  Interview with Jason Zabel, www.avclub.com. September 22, 2011.

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• Sarah Palin ha sido contratada de nuevo por Fox News, y sólo se fue hace cinco meses. Ahora ha renunciado efectivamente a renunciar. Ni siquiera puede comprometerse a no comprometerse.

  John Oliver

  Fox News, Months, Foxes

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• I don't think I'm identified as the anchorman, I think I'm identified as the impostor anchorman - there's a very clear line there ... I don't think it changes the way they respond.

  John Oliver

  Anchorman, Thinking, Lines

  Source: www.wbur.org

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• Ahora tengo una tarjeta verde, pero me la pueden quitar, sí, me la pueden quitar en cualquier momento. Así que por favor no; por favor déjame conservarla.

  John Oliver

  Cards, Green, Moments

  Source: www.wbur.org

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• Neutralidad de la red: Las dos únicas palabras que prometen más aburrimiento en la lengua inglesa son "featuring Sting", "featuring Sting" y "featuring Sting".

  John Oliver

  Two, Boredom, Promise

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• People are friendlier in New York than London.

  John Oliver

  New York, People, London

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• When you've married someone who's been at war, there is nothing you can do that compares to that level of selflessness and bravery.

  John Oliver

  War, Bravery, Levels

  "John Oliver: The ESQ&A". Interview with Scott Raab, www.esquire.com. July 1, 2013.

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• I watch one news channel until my soul can't take it anymore. It's the background of my life.

  John Oliver

  Soul, Watches, News

  "Q&A: John Oliver on Stepping In, Panicking as Host of 'The Daily Show'" by Andy Greene, www.rollingstone.com. June 3, 2013.

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• I wanted to be a soccer player. I knew that couldn't happen.

  John Oliver

  Soccer, Player, Wanted

  "Guest Host John Oliver Will Try Not to Destroy 'The Daily Show'". Interview with Marisa Guthrie, www.hollywoodreporter.com. May 31, 2013.

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• I knew I was going to go into the field and make fun of people to their faces. I knew what I was getting into.

  John Oliver

  Fun, People, Fields

  "Q&A: John Oliver on Stepping In, Panicking as Host of ‘The Daily Show’". Interview with Andy Greene, www.rollingstone.com. June 3, 2013.

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• Armando Iannucci is one of my heroes. As I was growing up, he was probably the most influential comic voice that I had.

  John Oliver

  Growing Up, Hero, Voice

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I did sketch comedy, but I never did improv. So I've just tried to learn as I go.

  John Oliver

  Comedy, Sketch Comedy

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• There are so many low points with stand-up. You are perpetually humiliated, so it doesn't really matter anymore. I don't have any dignity left to lose. An audience can’t hurt you anymore when you’ve been completely dismantled.

  John Oliver

  Hurt, Matter, Dignity

  "Guest Host John Oliver Will Try Not to Destroy 'The Daily Show' (Q&A)". Interview with Marisa Guthrie, www.hollywoodreporter.com. May 31, 2013.

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