John Oliver Quotes - Page 3

• Cuando me enteré de que Hitler tenía problemas con la flatulencia, es gracioso. ¿Eso lo convierte en un hombre gracioso? No. Significa que tuvo momentos graciosos en los que su trasero hablaba más alto que su boca.

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  Media, Hombres, Doe

  "John Oliver On Facts, Donald Trump And The Supreme Court For Dogs". Interview with Steve Inskeep, scpublicradio.org. February 10, 2017.

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• I find it hard in my general life to think further than the week ahead.

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  Thinking, Week, Hard

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• I'm always interested in audience interaction. Not so much aggressive audience interaction - I'm genuinely interested in how people see things.

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  People, Aggressive, Audience

  "John Oliver is still kind of baffled by America". Interview with Steve Heisler, www.avclub.com. July 19, 2012.

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• You're sonically racist, Americans. You think we all sound the same, whereas I have definitely a mongrel accent.

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  Thinking, Sound, Racist

  Source: www.wbur.org

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• I think being an outsider in general always helps you in comedy. I think it helps to have an outsider's eye. And so I have an outsider's voice. You know, as soon as I start talking, I don't belong here. And I think that helps in a way.

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  Eye, Thinking, Talking

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• You know that things are not going well when you lose the moral high ground to a TMZ reporter.

  John Oliver

  Moral High Ground, Wells, Loses

  "John Oliver Skewers Roger Goodell, Says NFL Commish Has Lost Moral High Ground To TMZ" By Ryan Grenoble, www.huffingtonpost.com. September 22, 2014.

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• You don't really know when stand-up material is TV ready; it's just at what point you're willing to let it go and not work on it anymore. I'm not sure there is a point at which you think: 'And that is finished.'

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  Thinking, Let It Go, Tvs

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• When you see people say crazy things on our show, they mean this stuff,and that's easy to forget: They're not joking.

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  Locos, Malos, Gente

  Source: www.wbur.org

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• Every empire has to get sucked down the drain. As a British person, I know how it feels.

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  Empires, Drains, British

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• We invented words; we'll tell you how they're supposed to sound.

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  Sonido

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• Un acento sureño no es un palo en mi bolsa.

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  Southern, Bags, Clubs

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• Mi familia es de Liverpool, así que tengo algunos de esos sonidos vocálicos, tengo el tono flojo de alguien de Birmingham, y luego me crié en Bedford, que está justo al norte de Londres. Así que mi acento, si es posible, tiene aún menos sentido para un británico que para un estadounidense.

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  Sound, Vowels, London

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• I can't relax. I find vacations problematic.

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  Vacation, Relax, I Can

  "Guest Host John Oliver Will Try Not to Destroy 'The Daily Show'". Interview with Marisa Guthrie, www.hollywoodreporter.com. May 31, 2013.

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• Australia turns out to be a sensational place, albeit one of the most comfortably racist places I've ever been in. They've really settled into their intolerance like an old resentful slipper.

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  Australia, Slippers, Racist

  "Australia 'most comfortably racist' country, says British comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Oliver". www.news.com.au. April 16, 2013.

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• You just try to be true to your idea of what is funny and what is also interesting.

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  Ideas, Interesante, Intentar

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• Irán es el hijo mediano del Eje del Mal. Irak es el hijo mayor y se lleva la mayor parte de la atención, y Corea del Norte es el bebé loco.

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  Bebé, Niños, Locos

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• In improv, the whole thing is that it is a relationship between the two people, as a back and forth. In standup, you don't really want to be listening to what somebody is saying; you want to project your jokes into their face.

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  Two, People, Listening

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• It's exciting to have a role in anything that's Claymation, just because you're always intrigued by what a clay wizard version of yourself would be.

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  Clay, Would Be, Roles

  Interview with Christopher Kompanek and Chris Kompanek, www.avclub.com. April 7, 2011.

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• Es bastante inquietante físicamente, vivir la vida con un visado.

  John Oliver

  Live Life, Visa

  "John Oliver is still kind of baffled by America". Interview with Steve Heisler, www.avclub.com. July 19, 2012.

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• I'm British, so obviously I repress any powerful emotions of any kind in relation to anything.

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  Powerful, Emotion, Kind

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• Hay una esperanza inherente y un impulso positivo en los neoyorquinos.

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  Inherent, New Yorkers

  "Guest Host John Oliver Will Try Not to Destroy 'The Daily Show'". Interview with Marisa Guthrie, www.hollywoodreporter.com. May 31, 2013.

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• You can write jokes at any point of the day. Jokes are not that hard to write, or they shouldn't be when it is literally your job.

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  Empleo, Escritura, Chistes

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• We in Britain stopped evolving gastronomically with the advent of the pie. Everything beyond that seemed like a brave, frightening new world. We knew the French were up to something across the Channel, but we didn't want anything to do with it.

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  Pie, Brave, World

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• There is no greater anesthetic than sport.

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  Sports, Greater, Anesthetics

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• I've made so many people angry that they kind of blur into one unpleasant memory of people staring at you with somewhere between passive aggression and active aggression.

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  Memories, People, Kind

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