Andy Zaltzman Quotes

• Politicians are like God. No one believes in them, they haven't done anything for ages, and they give jobs to their immediate family

  Andy Zaltzman

  Jobs, Believe, Giving

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• To all the revolutionaries fighting to throw off the yoke of tyranny around the world: look at British democracy. Is that what you want?

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  Fighting, Democracy, Looks

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• If Britons were left to tax themselves, there would be no schools, no hospitals, just a 500-mile-high statue of Diana, Princess of Wales.

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  Princess, School, Would Be

  "Not amused by Jimmy Carr? Check out these comedians instead" by Hazel Davis, www.theguardian.com. December 29, 2009.

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• Yes, freedom is good, but arguably, grammar is better.

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  Gramática

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• Genghis Miliband roars up to the despatch box like a caged donkey.

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  Donkey, Boxes, Caged

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