Latest Larry the Cable Guy Quotes from Interviews

• I think everybody is entitled to say whatever they want. I'm not going to call for anybody to be fired. That's not what America is all about.

  Larry el chico del cable

  Thinking, America, Want

  Fuente: smashinginterviews.com

• I have thick skin. I'm not a baby. Nothing really offends me. If there's something I think might offend me, I don't listen to it.

  Larry el chico del cable

  Baby, Thinking, Skins

  Fuente: smashinginterviews.com

• When I look at my audience, I can tell better who's in the crowd and the kind of joke I shouldn't do. It's just complicated. I guess I sift through to make sure these jokes are a little different with not such a harsh edge to them. That's pretty much how I handle the crowd.

  Larry el chico del cable

  Different, Looks, Crowds

  Fuente: smashinginterviews.com

• When you're married with kids, you just think differently.

  Larry el chico del cable

  Kids, Thinking, Married

  Fuente: smashinginterviews.com

• As I get older, the character evolves tremendously because I'm married and have kids now and realize certain things are not funny anymore. I threw them out of my act.

  Larry el chico del cable

  Character, Kids, Married

  Fuente: smashinginterviews.com

• I know I don't want to take the Lord's name in vain, and I don't want to drop any F-bombs.

  Larry el chico del cable

  Names, Bombs, Want

  Fuente: smashinginterviews.com

• When I started doing my act, I wasn't married and didn't have kids. I was probably 29 years old. Some people say that's not a kid, but when you're 50, and you look back to when you were 30, you were a kid. You look back on your 30s and think, "I was an idiot!" But I would just do things then I thought were funny. I couldn't have cared less who thought anything about it.

  Larry el chico del cable

  Niños, Pensar, Años

  Fuente: smashinginterviews.com

• Some guy came up to me with his kids, ages probably 10 and 12, and said that the reason he likes me is because he sat through an hour and twenty-minute show, and I didn't cuss one time. So it just really depends.

  Larry el chico del cable

  Kids, Guy, Age

  Fuente: smashinginterviews.com

• I have a basic theorem as to how I do my jokes. Growing up, I knew when to cross the line and when not to cross the line. It's the same with my comedy. I know what my audience will take and how much they won't take. I can't give you a formula for it. It's my own personal formula inside my head. Somebody else's might be different.

  Larry el chico del cable

  Growing Up, Giving, Different

  Fuente: smashinginterviews.com

• When you're doing comedy, it is so subjective. What is funny to you is not funny to another person. What is dirty to you is not dirty to the other person. Comedy is one of those things you throw against the wall and see what sticks.

  Larry el chico del cable

  Wall, Dirty, Sticks

  Fuente: smashinginterviews.com

• I was obsessed with livestock barns, cattle and hogs. I still love that, and I still do that as a hobby.So I'm a strange person.

  Larry el chico del cable

  Hobbies, Barns, Strange Person

  Fuente: smashinginterviews.com

• I was scared into being good. But I'm sure I did regular kid stuff.

  Larry el chico del cable

  Kids, Stuff, Scared

  Fuente: smashinginterviews.com

• People always ask my mom what I did as a kid. My mom says, "He wasn't a bad kid. He was never an unruly kid, always listened and obeyed."

  Larry el chico del cable

  Mom, Kids, People

  Fuente: smashinginterviews.com

• I was pretty subdued [as a kid ] because I didn't want to get spanked, and I didn't want to go to Hell.

  Larry el chico del cable

  Kids, Want, Hell

  Fuente: smashinginterviews.com

• My dad was a non-denominational preacher, actually a Congregationalist which is really where all congregations come to congregate. That's why it's called a Congregationalist. Later on in life, he just became a non-denominational preacher, kind of a fire and brimstone type guy. That's how I grew up.

  Larry el chico del cable

  Dad, Fire, Guy

  Fuente: smashinginterviews.com

• I can have different opinions with anybody. I can still be a friend with that person.

  Larry el chico del cable

  Different, Opinion, Persons

  Fuente: smashinginterviews.com

• I disagree with a lot of things, but hey, what a person does is between them and their maker. I can disagree with somebody, and I can still be friends with them.

  Larry el chico del cable

  Doe, Hey, Makers

  Fuente: smashinginterviews.com

• I am called to love my neighbor, which I do. I can disagree with my neighbor about several things, but I'm not going to hate my neighbor. It's not up to me to hate anybody. It's not up to me to judge anyone. It's up to me to be nice, to be kind and to do everything I can to help somebody.

  Larry el chico del cable

  Hate, Nice, Judging

  Fuente: smashinginterviews.com

• I don't hate anybody. My character is one thing, but me as an individual is completely different.

  Larry el chico del cable

  Hate, Character, Different

  Fuente: smashinginterviews.com

• Me gusta la caza, pero si tuviera que elegir entre cazar ciervos o pescar lubinas, elegiría la pesca de lubinas cualquier día de la semana. Me gustan las dos cosas, pero sí, soy un tipo muy aficionado a la naturaleza.

  Larry el chico del cable

  Hunting, Fishing, Choices

  Fuente: smashinginterviews.com

• I'm more of a rodeo type guy.

  Larry el chico del cable

  Guy, Rodeo, Type

  Fuente: smashinginterviews.com

• I grew up on a pig farm in southeast Nebraska. When I started doing the Blue Collar Tour, I thought it was kind of funny because I faked my accent, so everybody thought I lived in an apartment somewhere. But I grew up on a pig farm.

  Larry el chico del cable

  Pigs, Blue, Nebraska

  Fuente: smashinginterviews.com

• There's the old joke, "What's the difference between country and redneck? Well, that's three hundred dollars."

  Larry el chico del cable

  Country, Redneck, Differences

  Fuente: smashinginterviews.com

• I've always thought if you don't like what somebody says, don't hang out with that person. Why do you have to complain about it? Here's the thing. I don't hang out with, and I'm not friends with anybody that would offend me or I think offends me or lives a different way than I do.

  Larry el chico del cable

  Thinking, Different, Complaining

  Fuente: smashinginterviews.com

• I don't know why people get so bent out of shape over stuff people say.

  Larry el chico del cable

  People, Shapes, Stuff

  Fuente: smashinginterviews.com

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