Wanda Sykes Quotes - Page 2

• I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.

  Wanda Sykes

  Stupid, Needs, Racist

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• That's what they want: two women. Fellas, I think that's a bit lofty. Because, come on, think about it - if you can't satisfy that one woman, why do you want to piss off another one? Why have two angry women in the bed with you at the same time? And think about it - you know how much you hate to talk after sex, imagine having two women just nagging you to death.

  Wanda Sykes

  Sex, Hate, Thinking

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• Creo que lo más difícil de salir del armario es llegar a ese punto en el que te sientes cómodo con quien eres y dices "oye, esto está bien" y te aceptas a ti mismo sin importarte lo que piensen los demás. Porque si no tienes esa confianza en quién eres, si las cosas no salen como deseas, si la gente no te acepta, pueden derribarte fácilmente si no estás preparado y cómodo con quién eres.

  Wanda Sykes

  Cuidar, Pensar, Gente

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• I always had one goal, and that was to be a real funny stand-up comic, and that's pretty much what I'm doing. And everything else is kind of like gravy - TV, movies.

  Wanda Sykes

  Real, Goal, Tvs

  "For Wanda Sykes, 'Funny Always Wins'". Interview with Abdul Ali, www.theroot.com. April 13, 2012.

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• I knew something was wrong with the economy when the shampoo girl at my salon closed on a six bedroom house.

  Wanda Sykes

  Girl, Bedroom House, Six

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• My neighbor, she invited me to an Elvis party. I told her I couldn't come 'cause I'd be too busy making fun of her from behind my blinds.

  Wanda Sykes

  Fun, Party, Causes

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• Soy cómico, así que no tengo que esperar a que alguien escriba un papel para mí. No tengo que esperar a que alguien cree mi próximo trabajo; básicamente, tengo la capacidad de escribir mi propio billete.

  Wanda Sykes

  Jobs, Writing, Waiting Around

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• Since when did I become the spokesperson for nappy-headed hos?

  Wanda Sykes

  Pañales

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• Being gay is harder than being black. I didn't have to come out black. I didn't have to tell my parents about what its like to be black.

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  Gay, Parent, Black

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• When my parents send me emails the first 3 are blank.

  Wanda Sykes

  Parent, Email, Firsts

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• I think maybe Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. But he was just so strung out on Oxycontin he missed his flight. Rush Limbaugh, 'I hope the country fails' - I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? ... He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.

  Wanda Sykes

  Country, Thinking, Oxycontin

  "Comedian Wanda Sykes Draws Fire With Cracks About Rush Limbaugh's Health, Patriotism". Wanda Sykes' speech at the White House Correspondents' Dinner at Washington Hilton, Washington, D.C., www.foxnews.com. May 11, 2009.

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• With a black president, I can relax... I can dance in public... I can buy a whole watermelon now.

  Wanda Sykes

  Black, Relax, President

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• That's proof right there that men and women are on different levels because men can watch two women together and that's a turn-on. It doesn't work the same way for us, does it, ladies? No, uh-uh - it doesn't work the same. You ask any woman in here her sexual fantasy, and I will bet you a million dollars that it's NOT to go home and catch your man bent over with some big, burly guy standing behind him.

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  Hogar, Hombres, Dos

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• Some black people want to get in touch with their African roots. But then you got some black people that just don't give a damn. You tell them, 'Hey, I just got back from the motherland.' "They're like, 'Where'd you go - Detroit? Did you see The Temptations?'

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  Damn You, Roots, People

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• Once you start making money, you can be an ass. But I am not an ass. I'm too lazy, that takes a lot of energy.

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  Lazy, Energy, Laziness

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• How can you stop people from loving each other? How can you get upset about loving?

  Wanda Sykes

  People, Upset

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• Si te apasiona, deja de desearlo y hazlo.

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  Passion, Wish, Ifs

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• It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.

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  Firsts, Comedy, Behinds

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• I'm like, If you do something dumb, I'll write about it. If you put something out there, to me it's like you're kind of asking for it.

  Wanda Sykes

  Writing, Dumb, Asking

  Fuente: www.elle.com

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• Now, I think the people who are still doing stand-up are doing it because they love stand-up.

  Wanda Sykes

  Thinking, People, Stills

  Interview with Keith Phipps, www.avclub.com. October 20, 2004.

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• I was really gifted at being able to construct a joke, but it's like they weren't even memorable, my first jokes, because they were so about nothing.

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  Memorable, Firsts, Gifted

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• The first time onstage, a light went on. 'OK, this is my thing. I'm comfortable here. This is my thing.'

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  Light, Firsts, First Time

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• I'm finally just relaxed and comfortable with who I am.

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  Who I Am, Relaxed, Comfortable

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• There's times when I'm really shy, so these roles that I get to play, they're how I would love to really be. And that's why I love doing stand-up, because it gives me the freedom to say what I really want to say. I think that's why it's my favorite thing to do.

  Wanda Sykes

  Thinking, Play, Giving

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

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• I'm here today because I hated everything else.

  Wanda Sykes

  Women, Today, Comedy

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