Garry Shandling Quotes

• Conocí a una chica nueva en una barbacoa, muy guapa, una rubia creo. No sé, tenía el pelo alborotado y sólo hablaba de sí misma. Ya conoces a este tipo de chicas: 'Estoy buena. Estoy que ardo. Yo, yo, yo'. Ya sabes. 'Ayúdame, apágame.' Vamos, ¿podríamos hablar de mí sólo un poco?

  Garry Shandling

  Girl, Selfish, Thinking

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• I'm very loyal in a relationship. Any relationship. When I go out with my mom, I don't look at other moms and go, "I wonder what her macaroni and cheese tastes like."

  Garry Shandling

  Mom, Loyalty, Looks

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• My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.

  Garry Shandling

  Friendship, Love You, Funny Friend

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• Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is.

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  Positive, Nice, Guy

  "What I've Learned: Garry Shandling". www.esquire.com. January 29, 2007.

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• I remember learning to drive on my dad's lap. Did you guys ever do that? He'd work the brakes. I'd work the wheel. Then I went to take the driver's test and sat on the examiner's lap. I failed the exam. But he still writes to me. That's the really nice part.

  Garry Shandling

  Dad, Nice, Writing

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• They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style.

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  Funny, Men, Style

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• Esta semana he vendido mi casa. Conseguí un precio bastante bueno por ella, pero hizo que mi casero se enfadara como un demonio

  Garry Shandling

  Good Life, Humorous, Mad

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• I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

  Garry Shandling

  Inspirational, Night, Fifteen

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."

  Garry Shandling

  Divertido, Chica, Humor

  "Garry Shandling, Star of Groundbreaking Sitcoms, Dies at 66" by Peter Keepnews, www.nytimes.com. March 24, 2016.

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• When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.

  Garry Shandling

  Funny, Sleep, Legs

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• Estoy saliendo con una vagabunda. Fue más fácil convencerla de que se quedara a dormir.

  Garry Shandling

  Talking, Dating, Homeless

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• Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.

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  Survival, Defense, Able

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• Was the Buddha married? His wife would say, "Are you just going to sit around like that all day?"

  Garry Shandling

  Marriage, Wife, Married

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• I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms.

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  Relationship, Mom, Looks

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• It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.

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  Hair, Matter, Kind

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• Women need to know that not all guys are going to hurt them the way that the guy did before they started dating me. I know guys I wouldn't go out with.

  Garry Shandling

  Hurt, Dating, Guy

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I don''t like this reality television, I have to be honest;I think real people should not be on television; It''s for special people like us, people who have trained and studied to appear to be real

  Garry Shandling

  Real, Thinking, Special People

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• Oysters are supposed to enhance your sexual performance, but they don't work for me. Maybe I put them on too soon.

  Garry Shandling

  Oysters, Performances

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• In the year 2525, that song will be even less popular than when it first came out.

  Garry Shandling

  Inspirational, Song, Years

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• Dr. Phil is hiding something. Otherwise, why wouldn't he use his last name?

  Garry Shandling

  Hiding Something, Names, Dr Phil

  "What I've Learned: Garry Shandling". www.esquire.com. January 29, 2007.

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• I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.

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  Single, Phones, People

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• My dog watches me on TV. So, if I may take this opportunity, "No! No! No!"

  Garry Shandling

  Funny, Dog, Opportunity

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• I don't talk about my hair anymore because I've matured. I matured and realized it doesn't matter what you look like. It's what kind of hair you have inside that counts.

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  Funny, Hair, Matter

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• I'm not a party guy. I don't carouse very much.

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  Party, Guy, Pumpkin

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• Which is, I'm an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I think, might be what love is, because they both grow from their relationship.

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  Relationship, Commitment, Love Is

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