Citas de Chris Rock

• When you meet somebody for the first time, you're not meeting them. You're meeting their representative.

  Chris Rock

  Firsts, First Time, Meetings

  "'It's the White BET Awards!' Chris Rock's funniest jokes ahead of his Oscars hosting stint". www.mirror.co.uk. February 28, 2016.

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  Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

  Chris Rock

  Smart, Knowing, People

  Fuente: www.nytimes.com

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• Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

  Chris Rock

  Money, Wealth, Rich Money

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• You can only offend me if you mean something to me.

  Chris Rock

  Bullying, Mean, Ifs

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• Hay quien dice que la vida es corta, que en cualquier momento te puede atropellar un autobús y que hay que vivir cada día como si fuera el último. Mentira. La vida es larga. Probablemente no te atropelle un autobús. Y vas a tener que vivir con las decisiones que tomes durante los próximos cincuenta años.

  Chris Rock

  Life Is Short, Humor, Cherish Every Moment

  "I Think I Love My Wife". www.imdb.com. 2007.

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• Sólo los tontos intentan impresionar a los listos. La gente inteligente simplemente hace lo que hace.

  Chris Rock

  Funny, Smart, Humor

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• Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

  Chris Rock

  People, Free Food, Gluten

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• Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies... a man's lie is, "I'm at Tony house, I was at Kenny house!" A woman lie is like, "It's your baby!"

  Chris Rock

  Funny, Baby, Lying

  "Chris Rock: Bigger & Blacker". TV Special, July 10, 1999.

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• Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.

  Chris Rock

  Se siente

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• Men do not settle down. Men surrender.

  Chris Rock

  Love, Men, Surrender

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• You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about something.

  Chris Rock

  Complaining, Impossible, Mets

  "Chris Rock: Never Scared". TV Special, April17, 2004.

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• America is the only place where people go hunting on a full stomach.

  Chris Rock

  Hunting, America, People

  "Chris Rock: Never Scared". Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.com. 2004.

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• I used to have horrible cars that would always end up broken down on the highway. When I tried to flag someone down, nobody stopped. But if I pushed my own car, other drivers would get out and push with me. If you want help, help yourself - people like to see that.

  Chris Rock

  People, Broken, Car

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Babies don't know who's rich and who's poor. You love 'em and they're happy.

  Chris Rock

  Baby, Ems, Rich

  Fuente: www.oprah.com

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  I used to work at McDonald's making minimum wage. You know what that means when someone pays you minimum wage? You know what your boos was trying to say? "Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it's against the law."

  Chris Rock

  Funny, Mean, Mcdonalds

  "Saturday Night Live: The Best of Chris Rock". TV Special, 1999.

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• Sabes que el mundo está hecho un lío cuando el hombre más alto de la NBA es chino, el mejor golfista es negro y el mejor rapero es blanco.

  Chris Rock

  Men, Rapper, Nba

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• The government doesn't want you to use YOUR drugs, they want you to use THEIR drugs.

  Chris Rock

  Government, Drug, Use

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• There's math, and everything else is debatable!

  Chris Rock

  Matemáticas

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• Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing.

  Chris Rock

  Divertido, Humor, Gente

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• You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense

  Chris Rock

  Fighting, Winning, Men

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• Women can have all the evidence but they still want the confession.

  Chris Rock

  Want, Confession, Evidence

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• Pase lo que pase o se pongan las cosas difíciles, al final te sentirás mejor.

  Chris Rock

  Feel Better, Matter, Difficult

  Fuente: www.oprah.com

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• If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game.

  Chris Rock

  Divertido, Hija, Humor

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• Everything's funny - in the right context and done by the right person.

  Chris Rock

  Done, Persons, Right Person

  "Chris Rock On Standup, Sellouts And Defining Success". Interview with Audie Cornish, keranews.org. December 05, 2014.

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• I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

  Chris Rock

  Divertido, Estúpido, Humor

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