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• Es evidente que el terrorismo está en la mente de todos. El otro día mi hijo me dijo: 'Papá, ¿cómo es que los malos nos odian? ¿No es triste? Se me llenaron los ojos de lágrimas, porque tiene 18 años. ¿Qué clase de imbécil estoy criando?

  Greg Giraldo

  Odio, Ojo, Hijo

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• [C]lass consciousness is not one of our national diseases; we suffer, indeed, from its opposite-the delusion that class barriers are not real. That delusion reveals itself in many forms, some of them as beautiful as a glass eye. One is the Liberal doctrine that a prairie demagogue promoted to the United States Senate will instantly show all the sagacity of a Metternich ... another is the doctrine that a moronrun through a university and decorated with a Ph.D. will cease thereby to be a moron.

  H. L. Mencken

  Beautiful, Real, Eye

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• President George] Bush talked to us like we were a bunch of morons and we ate it up. Can you imagine, the Pledge of Allegiance, read my lips-can you imagine such crap in this day and age?

  John Updike

  Age, President, Lips

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• Anyone who says that Iran will commit suicide with its nuclear power is a moron and has no business in discussion.

  Reza Aslan

  Suicide, Iran, Nuclear

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• It is very easy for me to imagine in 200 years, people looking back at chemotherapy as proof that people of the 20th century were insane and just morons.

  Chuck Klosterman

  Years, People, Insane

  Chuck Klosterman: "El futuro será peor de lo que crees". Entrevista con Chris Weller, www.businessinsider.com. 6 de junio de 2016.

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• Sigo siendo casi siempre un imbécil, me pongo de mal humor, no soy un ser perfeccionado.

  Dan Harris

  Bad Mood, Mood, Stills

  Interview with Maranda Pleasant, www.marandapleasantmedia.com.

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• Donald Trump no conocía al candidato [demócrata] a la vicepresidencia con el que se enfrentaba: ¡Tim Kaine [senador] de Virginia, Donald! No Thomas Kean, republicano [ex gobernador] de Nueva Jersey, ¡imbécil! Y su respuesta a absolutamente todas las preguntas es tan simplista y grandilocuente: "Oh, lo arreglaré. Confía en mí. Soy el mejor solucionador. ¡¡¡Me encanta arreglar!!! Mira todo lo que he arreglado antes de!!!!".

  Chrissy Teigen

  Correr, Virginia, Presidenciales

  Fuente: www.glamour.com

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• I buy a tractor two years ago, and four-fifths of the tractor manual is about not tipping over, not raising the bucket high enough to hit high-tension wire... not killing yourself, basically. And in that manual, I found out - and it cost me a thousand dollars - that when the tractor is new, 10 hours into use of the tractor, you have to re-torque the lug nuts. If you don't, you will oval the holes. This is buried between the moron warnings. I never found it. I take the tractor in for its regular servicing, and they say my wheels are gone. How am I supposed to know that? "It's in the manual."

  P. J. O'Rourke

  Years, Nuts, Two

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

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• Rock stars are idiots. You know that! Remember this moron never went to music school, never learned music theory and can't read or write music. So why not be suspicious of everything this idiot says?

  Gene Simmons

  Stars, School, Writing

  Source: www.noise11.com

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• There are now unmistakeable signs of a trend in favor of superior products at premium prices. The consumer is not a moron, she is your wife.

  David Ogilvy

  Wife, Favors, Trends

  "Ogilvy on Advertising". Book by David Ogilvy, p.170, 1983.

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• You can't have an honest fourth grade school teacher. Mr. and Mrs. Jones, Johnny, your son, your only child, the fruit of your loin, is a moron. I have no idea how this kid finds a door to get out of the house in the morning. If I were you, I would waste him and start over. Now, I say that with all due respect.

  Dom Irrera

  Teacher, Morning, Children

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• Vaudeville could not vouch for the honesty, the integrity, or the mentality of the individuals who collectively made up the horde the medium embraced. All the human race demands of its members is that they be born. That is all vaudeville demanded. You just had to be born. You could be ignorant and be a star. You could be a moron and be wealthy. The elements that went to make up vaudeville were combed from the jungles, the four corners of the world, the intelligentsia and the subnormal.

  Fred Allen

  Stars, Honesty, Integrity

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• I think President Bush is a moron! I think that the only reason he was voted into office is because his family is a very founded political family and they have a lot of power in the world.

  Cristian Machado

  Thinking, Office, Political

  Fuente: puregrainaudio.com

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• I felt the little beads of sweat pooling on my temple. Sit here and look nice...I could do that. But answer questions? I knew I wasn't going to win this little game; that wasn't the issue. I just really, really didn't want to look like a moron in front of the entire country.

  Kiera Cass

  Country, Nice, Winning

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• Cuando llegamos al imbécil que estaba sentado en el único camino hacia la escalera, Adam me agarró de la cintura y me levantó por encima antes de pasar por encima del propio hombre. "¿Scott?" Dijo Adam mientras nos dirigíamos escaleras arriba. "¿Sí?" "A menos que alguien te dispare, te despelleje y tire los resultados al suelo, no quiero volver a verte tirado en el pasillo". "¡Sí!

  Patricia Briggs

  Mentira, Hombres, Pieles

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• What a moron I was to think you were sweet and innocent, when it turns out you were actually college-educated the whole time!

  Margaret Atwood

  Sweet, College, Thinking

  Margaret Atwood (1987). "The edible woman ; Surfacing ; Lady oracle", Treasure Press

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• There's a difference between climate & weather, moron!

  Pat Sajak

  Weather, Differences, Climate

  "Pat Sajak Says People Concerned About Climate Change Are ‘Unpatriotic Racists’" by James Gerken, www.huffingtonpost.com. May 20, 2014.

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• Whatever it took to get elected president of the United States, I don't think being a complete and utter moron is one of those predicates.

  James Woods

  Thinking, President, United States

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• People would be in hysterics if they saw that. It's like, wow, he's a superhuman moron.... So he wears lipstick, has a little bouffant, and does little circus acts as well. Oh, he's so sexy.

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, Sexy, People

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• Seguro que alguna vez, al leer un libro o ver una película, ha deseado en secreto que ganara el villano. ¿Por qué? ¿No va en contra de las reglas de nuestra sociedad? ¿Por qué debería sentirse así? En realidad, es muy sencillo: el villano es el verdadero héroe de estas historias, no el imbécil bienintencionado que de algún modo frustra su diabólico plan. El villano tiene las mejores frases, los mejores disfraces, poder y riqueza ilimitados... ¿por qué no querría alguien ser el villano?

  Mark Walden

  Libro, Héroe, Ganar

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• I've been called a moron since I was about four. My father called me a moron. My grandfather said I was a moron. And a lot of times when I'm driving, I hear I'm a moron. I like being a moron.

  Adam Sandler

  Father, Four, Driving

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• I was a fool!" Percy roared, so loudly that Lupin nearly dropped his photograph. "I was an idiot, I was a pompous prat, I was a - a -" "Ministry-loving, family-disowning, power-hungry moron," said Fred. Percy swallowed. "Yes, I was!" "Well, you can't say fairer than that," said Fred, holding out his hand to Percy.

  J. K. Rowling

  Hands, Ministry, Fool

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• Rule number one: Never make anyone uncomfortable in your home-even morons.

  Mary Matalin

  Home, Numbers, Politics

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• Ranger sent us to check on you," Hal said. "We just got here, and we heard shots." "Some moron ate my jelly doughnut," Lula said. "So I shot him.

  Janet Evanovich

  Jelly, Checks, Shots

  Janet Evanovich (2010). “Sizzling Sixteen”, p.24, Macmillan

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• I'm a moron because I don't want to lie in a gutter puking over myself... yeah right

  Davey Havok

  Lying, Gutters, Want

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