Moron Quotes - Page 2

• Baseball is a game played by idiots for morons.

  F. Scott Fitzgerald

  Baseball, Games, Idiot

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• Nature abhors a moron.

  H. L. Mencken

  Nature, Stupidity

  H.L. Mencken (2012). “Mencken Chrestomathy”, p.616, Vintage

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• Nos dicen No, no eres importante, eres periférico - consigue un título, consigue un trabajo, consigue esto, consigue aquello, y entonces eres un jugador. Ni siquiera quieres jugar a ese juego. Quieres reclamar tu mente y sacarla de las manos de los ingenieros culturales que quieren convertirte en un imbécil a medio hacer que consume toda esta basura que se está fabricando a partir de los huesos de un mundo moribundo.

  Terence McKenna

  Empleo, Jugador, Juegos

  "Recupera tu mente". Parte de la conferencia de Terence McKenna"Eros and the Eschaton", www.youtube.com. 1984.

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• El ordenador es idiota.

  Peter Drucker

  Work, Technology, Intellectual

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• Hago una cosa muy idiota, y se llama pensar. Y por lo visto no soy muy buen americano porque me gusta formarme mis propias opiniones.

  George Carlin

  Divertido, Sarcástico, Ingenioso

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• George W Bush is like a bad comic working the crowd, a moron, if youll pardon the expression.

  Martin Sheen

  Expression, Crowds, Comic

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• The emergency problem of segregation and sterilization must be faced immediately. Every feeble-minded girl or woman of the hereditary type, especially of the moron class, should be segregated during the reproductive periodwe prefer the policy of immediate sterilization, of making sure that parenthood is absolutely prohibited to the feeble-minded.

  Margaret Sanger

  Girl, Class, Emergencies

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• Do you have any problems, other than that you're unemployed, a moron, and a dork?

  John McEnroe

  Problem, Unemployed, Dork

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• Prefiero un idiota inteligente a un genio estúpido.

  Samuel Goldwyn

  Inspirador, divertido, ingenioso

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• Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.

  Clive James

  Dancing, Nails, Giants

  Clive James (2015). “The Crystal Bucket”, p.103, Pan Macmillan

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• If you're an adult and still think material wealth leads to happiness, might I suggest not being a moron.

  Dov Davidoff

  Happiness, Thinking, Adults

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 21, 2012

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• what a horrible loutish planet this is. the dominant species consists of sadistic morons, faces bearing the hideous lineaments of spiritual famine swollen with stupid hate. hopeless rubbish.

  William S. Burroughs

  Spiritual, Hate, Stupid

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• My mother is probably the wisest person I've ever known. She's not schooled, she's not well read. But she has a philosophy of life that makes well-read people seem like morons.

  Gene Simmons

  Mother, Philosophy, People

  "Fresh Air" with Terry Gross, (NPR), February 4, 2002.

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• By definition, risk-takers often fail. So do morons. In practice it's difficult to sort them out.

  Scott Adams

  Practice, Risk, Definitions

  Scott Adams (1996). "El principio Dilbert: una visión desde el cubículo de jefes, reuniones, modas de gestión y otras aflicciones del lugar de trabajo".

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• The writer must be four people: 1) The nut, the obsede 2) The moron 3) The stylist 4) The critic. 1 supplies the material; 2 lets it come out; 3 is taste; 4 is intelligence.

  Susan Sontag

  Nuts, People, Four

  Susan Sontag (2008). “Reborn: Journals and Notebooks, 1947-1963”, Farrar, Straus and Giroux

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• Si no puedes trabajar en el matrimonio o la mujer es una imbécil, seguir casado y engañando es lo más sensato porque el divorcio es perjudicial para la vida familiar y tu cuenta bancaria.

  Al Goldstein

  Cheating, Stay Strong, Divorce

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• Toda persona, genio o imbécil, tiene derecho a reproducirse.

  Lee Kuan Yew

  Inspiring, Genius, Persons

  Lee Kuan Yew (2013). “The Wit & Wisdom of Lee Kuan Yew”, p.142, Editions Didier Millet

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• That depends. You’ve got to define ‘party girl.’ If you mean I’m a walking good time, then hells yeah. But I’m not wasted and stumbling out of clubs and getting DUIs. I’m not that kind of party girl. I may be blonde and fun as balls, but I’m not a moron.

  Kesha

  Girl, Fun, Party

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• An oxymoron? What's that? A moron who studies at Oxford?

  Johnny Carson

  Oxford, Study, Oxymoron

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• Even if we accept, as the basic tenet of true democracy, that one moron is equal to one genius, is it necessary to go a further step and hold that two morons are better than one genius?

  Leo Szilard

  Two, Democracy, Genius

  "The Voice of the Dolphins: And Other Stories". Book by Leo Szilard, 1961.

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• A lot of people, when they talk to me, I can't wait for them to shut up. Like, shut up. you're a moron. I have nothing to say, you know?

  Billie Joe Armstrong

  People, Waiting, Shut Up

  "Biografía/Citas personales". www.imdb.com.

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  ¿Te has dado cuenta de que cualquiera que conduzca más despacio que tú es un idiota, y cualquiera que vaya más rápido que tú es un maníaco?

  George Carlin

  Inspiración, Divertido, Vida

  "Carlin en el Campus". Documental, Comedia, 1984.

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• Cualquier hombre que vaya al psiquiatra debería hacerse examinar la cabeza.

  Samuel Goldwyn

  Divertido, Ciencia, Hombres

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• The computer, being a mechanical moron, can handle only quantifiable data.

  Peter Drucker

  Data, Computer, Handle

  Peter F. Drucker (2009). “The Effective Executive: The Definitive Guide to Getting the Right Things Done”, p.16, Harper Collins

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• Aunque fuera la última persona en la tierra, algún imbécil giraría a la izquierda delante de mí.

  Louie Anderson

  Earth, Lasts, Turns

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