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• The fire of my tribulations had not simply been pain to be endured. It had been an agent of transformation. After all that I'd been through, I'd changed. Not for the worse, I was pretty sure--at least not yet. But only a moron or a freaking lunatic could have faced the things I had and remained unfazed by them.

  Jim Butcher

  Pain, Fire, Agents

  Jim Butcher (2012). “Cold Days: The Dresden Files, Book Fourteen”, p.114, Hachette UK

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• But I too hate long books: the better, the worse. If they're bad they merely make me pant with the effort of holding them up for a few minutes. But if they're good, I turn into a social moron for days, refusing to go out of my room, scowling and growling at interruptions, ignoring weddings and funerals, and making enemies out of friends. I still bear the scars of Middlemarch.

  Vikram Seth

  Hate, Book, Long

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• Men are pigs. I really have every sympathy for women that they actually have to choose one of these arrogant, stupid morons to settle down with and marry.

  Michael Winner

  Women, Stupid, Pigs

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• It's not about who's got powers, morons. It's about who's not afraid. And who's going to do what has to be done.

  Michael Grant

  Done, Not Afraid, Gone Series

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• How was I to know your pet was a god-killer? What kind of idiot ties herself down to one of his kind? (Dionysus) Well, gee, what was I supposed to do? Hook up with Mr. All-powerful God-killer or get myself a Mardi Gras float and hang out with him? (She pointed to Camulus, who looked extremely offended by her comment.) You’re such a moron. No wonder you’re the patron god of drunken frat boys. (Artemis)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Powerful, Boys, Ties

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2005). “Night Pleasures/Night Embrace”, p.874, St. Martin's Griffin

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• People are so cheap. Everyone wants quality, no one wants to pay for it. Here's the suburban dream-- to hire great workers who are such meek morons that they don't have the guts to ask for a living wage.

  Joan Bauer

  Dream, People, Quality

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• If Edgar Allan Poe were alive today, his agent would be constantly slapping him upside the head with tightly rolled copies of his brilliant short stories and novelettes, yelling, 'Full-length novels, you moron! Pay attention! What's the matter with you -- are you shooting heroin or something? Write for the market! No more of this midlength 'Fall of the House of Usher' crap

  Dean Koontz

  Fall, Writing, Yelling

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• I wanted to be the moron of the family, because morons seemed to have more fun, more freedom and more personality.

  Alice Sebold

  Fun, Personality, Wanted

  "Adventures in disturbia" by Robert McCrum, www.theguardian.com. October 14, 2007.

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• People are morons. I don't do any social media stuff. I have people telling me all the time, "You should do Twitter, you should do this, you should get on Facebook." Are you insane? I'm not doing any of that crap. I stay the hell off that thing. Every once in a while, I send a business email, and that's it.

  Michael Shannon

  Media, People, Insane

  Fuente: www.avclub.com

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• Durante una parte alarmantemente grande de un día normal, soy un imbécil.

  Nick Hornby

  Average, Fever Pitch, Chunks

  "Fever Pitch". Libro de Nick Hornby, 1992.

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• I am the same kind of moron as the rest of you, it's the method that does the work, for me as well as for you.

  Alfred Korzybski

  Doe, Kind, Method

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• Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.

  Glenn Beck

  Fun, Food, Weight Loss

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• The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife. You insult her intelligence if you assume that a mere slogan and a few vapid adjectives will persuade her to buy anything. She wants all the information you can give her.

  David Ogilvy

  Giving, Wife, Vapid

  Confesiones de un publicista (1963) cap. 5

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• Picture a place called the Karma Kafe and it'll save me the bother of describing it. There was nothing in it you wouldn't expect, from the Buddha flowerpots to the wallpaper decorated with symbols that probably said, "If you bought this just because it looked pretty, may Buddha piss in your coffee, you culturally ignorant moron.

  Kelley Armstrong

  Karma, Coffee, Ignorant

  Kelley Armstrong (2011). “Spell Bound: A Novel”, p.81, Penguin

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• I'm a technological moron. I have, I have problems with like.. the television

  Natalie

  Television, Problem, Technological

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• El Presidente Bush es amigo mío. No es un imbécil en absoluto.

  Jean Chretien

  President, President Bush, Mines

  "Inside Politics Sunday" with Kelly Wallace, www.cnn.com. November 28, 2004.

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• All the great enterprises of the world are run by a few smart men: their aides and associates run down by rapid stages to the level of sheer morons. Everyone knows that this is true of government, but we often forget that it is equally true of private undertakings. In the average great bank, or railroad, or other corporation the burden of management lies upon a small group. The rest are ciphers.

  H. L. Mencken

  Running, Smart, Lying

  H.L. Mencken (2013). “Minority Report”, p.121, Knopf

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• Paul Ryan, he is the real evil genius of the Republican party. He with his little hateful widow's peak and his smirky, snarly, simpering non-entity self, that's who I detest. Trump's just a moron, but Ryan is ugly and evil.

  Richard Ford

  Real, Party, Evil

  Fuente: www.macleans.ca

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• En retrospectiva, por supuesto que me arrepiento de haberles llamado (a los aficionados del Charlton) imbéciles. Imbéciles habría sido más apropiado.

  Simon Jordan

  Regret, Fans, Calling

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• There is only one way to receive intellectual respect, and that is to earn it. A degree doesn't mean anything, as there are too many maleducated morons running around with them to impress anyone.

  Theodore Beale

  Running, Mean, Intellectual

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• First they didn't believe in evolution. Then they didn't believe in global warming. Now the debt ceiling. What I call 'the moron trifecta.'

  Bill Maher

  Believe, Ceilings, Debt

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• New Rule: President Bush must stop acting like WE'RE the idiots. He gives speech after speech, and the theme is always the same; 'What part of freedom don't you get, you morons?'. I'll answer that for you Mr. President. The part where you give it to people by blowing them up.

  Bill Maher

  People, Giving, Acting

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• ¿Qué imbécil dijo que el conocimiento es poder? El conocimiento es poder sólo si no te deprime tanto que te deja en un montón inmóvil al final de tu cama.

  Paula Poundstone

  Depressing, Bed, Knowledge Is Power

  "Lean, Green Fighting Machine" by Paula Poundstone, www.motherjones.com. March/April 1997.

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• Text a guy you like right now, "I'm thinking about you." If he says, "mmm are you in bed?" Never speak to him again he's a lifelong moron.

  Dane Cook

  Thinking About You, Guy, Bed

  Twitter post from Jun 10, 2013

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• No hay lugar tan ignorado y dejado de la mano de Dios que algún imbécil no vaya allí de vacaciones. La gente podría estar viviendo en una cloaca abierta y tragando tierra para dejar de pasar hambre, y habría allí una pareja de Larchmont con zapatos cómodos para hacerles fotos.

  Thomas Perry

  Pareja, Vacaciones, Zapatos

  Thomas Perry (1989). "Island", Avon Books

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