Comic Quotes - Page 4

• For me, no matter how serious the subject is, when I try to write about it, I have to write about it from a comic point of view. It's just the way it comes out.

  Julie Davis

  Writing, Views, Trying

  Fuente: collider.com

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• I was born in Galveston, Texas in 1957 in the middle of a hurricane. I guess because of the drop in the barometric pressure it affected my brain and I was destined to become a stand up comic, although at that age I wasn't aware of my destiny.

  Bill Engvall

  Destiny, Texas, Brain

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• By the way, six A.M.? Not a real great time for me; you know, I'm a comic. I get off work at two. Six A.M., I'm a little grumpy. Six A.M., I'm a little P.O.ed. Six A.M., I'm like a vampire with a paper route.

  Christopher Titus

  Real, Dos, Vampiro

  "Christopher Titus: Norman Rockwell Is Bleeding". www.imdb.com. 2004.

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• I see a Latino comic as someone who can only perform for Latino audiences. I cross the board.

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Boards, Crosses, Latino

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• In the beginning, when I was doing my shows, I was incorporating a lot of Spanish, just trying to be a Latino comic instead of just a comic. Now I try to make the show as broad as possible... I don't want to alienate people. I want to make it so everybody can follow along and everybody can relate.

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Gente, Intentar, Querer

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• You're not a road comic till you've watched Real Sex and American Greed alone in your hotel room.

  Iliza Shlesinger

  Sex, Real, Greed

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• It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share my jokes with the world. It's not so much about being a girl, it's about being a funny comic.

  Iliza Shlesinger

  Girl, World, Able

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• You know what offends me? Offended people. In a country with guaranteed rights to freedom of religion, its citizens are constantly trying to make faith in public spheres illegal, I am offended by that contradiction and want to talk about it as a comic.

  Brad Stine

  País, Derechos, Personas

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• There are certain jokes that indicate how mainstream a comic is. If you're talking about how the side effects of drugs that they advertise on TV are worse than the actual illness they're supposed to prevent, that's like the hackiest joke out there now. If you're still doing that joke, that usually is an indicator of being mainstream, in a bad way.

  Gary Gulman

  Talking, Drug, Way

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• It's my mission to try and give people fighting the disease the same gifts of laughter and a positive attitude I had. Hopefully, my career as a comic will give me the forum to touch these people.

  Robert Schimmel

  Laughter, Attitude, Fighting

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• If I were a bad black comic I would name my special, Yo mama, and other stories of a lack of self awareness.

  Dov Davidoff

  Self, Names, Black

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• Finding your voice is something you have to keep working at. Your voice as a comic evolves the same way that you evolve. You have to find out what works for you. How can you express your opinion, your take on the situations in a way that feels natural to you? That's where you find your voice.

  Dov Davidoff

  Voice, Way, Opinion

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• I was living under a desk in West Hollywood. It was a closet that I shared with another comic. I was shocked when they called me to come in to try out for the show. The chances of me getting on a TV show and winning it is like one-in-a-million. I had only been doing comedy for six years at that point, so I was basically considered an open mic-er or maybe a feature act once in awhile.

  Dat Phan

  Winning, Years, Tv Shows

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• The one thing you don't want to be is a sucky clean comic. I hate sucky clean comics! It's like Christian rock, bro. I'd rather listen to gospel and Christian rock. That's cheating!

  Godfrey

  Christian, Cheating, Hate

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• I observe everything around me and when something hits me and it's funny, that's what I talk about. I'm a more observational kind of comic.

  Godfrey

  Amable

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• You're trying to make someone wet their pants and you're trying to make somebody crap in their pants. That's the motivation of a comic. Who else has that power?

  J. B. Smoove

  Motivation, Trying, Pants

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• I don't consider myself a stand-up comedian. I consider myself a performer; a comic as opposed to stand-up comedian. Stand-up comedians stand there and do their bits; I break every rule in creation. If there's a rule that can be broken in stand-up, I'll do it.

  J. B. Smoove

  Broken, Comedian, Creation

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• To be a true comic, you have to have a signature move. You ever watch wrestling? And your favorite wrestler has the one move that he always does to finish his opponent off, right? Like when he climbs on the rope, and he always jumps off the top rope and finishes off his opponent - that's what a comic has.

  J. B. Smoove

  Moving, Wrestling, Signatures

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• Patrice O'Neal is the best comic I ever saw.

  Bill Burr

  Sierras

  Interview with Peter Hoare, me.askmen.com.

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• Being a stand-up comic, this isn't a stepping-stone for me; it's what I do, and this is what I'm always going to do. And even if I do a TV show, the only reasons to do a TV show is to get more people to know me to come out to my stand-up shows.

  Bill Burr

  Tv Shows, People, Stones

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• I think there seems to be a need for escapism at the moment. Maybe that's the type of world we're living in. It's a sanctuary, in a way, where you can immerse yourself in something that doesn't exist, whether that's TV shows or comic books or novels. it's not solely down to magic and vampires - that's in at the moment. but escapism, being a part of other worlds, is very good for you.

  Colin Morgan

  Book, Thinking, Tv Shows

  "Magical Sci-Fantasy 'Merlin' Catches Fire in Season 3". Interview with Scott Thill, www.wired.com. January 7, 2011.

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• It is not lost on me that I'm spending my honeymoon at Comic Con.

  George Clooney

  Lost, Honeymoon, Spending

  "George Clooney Interrupted His Honeymoon To Debut The ‘Tomorrowland’ Teaser" By Christopher Rosen, www.huffingtonpost.com. October 9, 2014.

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• The most important thing for any aspiring writer, is to read! And not just the sort of thing you're trying to write, be that fantasy, SF, comic books, whatever. You need to read everything.

  George R. R. Martin

  Book, Writing, Important

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• Whatever it is that you love to do, be it collect comic books or play the guitar, that you can make a living at it, do it.

  Meredith Brooks

  Book, Guitar, Play

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• Mainly horror movies and exploitation movies and a lot of stuff comes from those press books from those old movies. Lines out of old movies, comic books that we collect, all the old horror comics of the 50s, probably about the only comics that we collect are obscure horror comics, the real sick ones from the 50s. Some stuff comes from there but mainly just old records, old rockabilly records and that stuff, singles mainly, 45s.

  Lux Interior

  Real, Book, Sick

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