Godfrey Quotes

• Customs is punishment for those who travel. This will teach you for traveling to our country!

  Godfrey

  Country, Punishment, Teach

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• I used to think it was corny to be in love but actually it's corny to lose an awesome woman! Real talk.

  Godfrey

  Real, Thinking, Corny

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• I am not a model the camera just went off by itself

  Godfrey

  Cameras, Models

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• You know, the energy I think I was just born with. I think I was just always like that as I kid; I was always real energetic.

  Godfrey

  Real, Kids, Thinking

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• My black friends in America don't believe me. I said, 'Dude, I'm Nigerian American.' 'Word? We thought you were, like, regular black.' What the hell is 'regular black'? Crayola coming out with colors I don't know about?

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  Believe, Color, America

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• I think that sometimes I've been a little too nice. I think you have to have a balance. When you're too nice people take you for granted, they take you for a fool I think.

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  Agradable, Pensar, Gente

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• The one thing you don't want to be is a sucky clean comic. I hate sucky clean comics! It's like Christian rock, bro. I'd rather listen to gospel and Christian rock. That's cheating!

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  Christian, Cheating, Hate

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• I wish people would understand that comedy is an art form, and that the same thing that makes a Picasso painting is the same thing that gives Bill Cosby the ability to do an hour of comedy on his kids.

  Godfrey

  Art, Kids, People

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• When my woman kisses me I start dancing like James Brown. Ow! I Feel Good!

  Godfrey

  Kissing, Dancing, Feel Good

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• I observe everything around me and when something hits me and it's funny, that's what I talk about. I'm a more observational kind of comic.

  Godfrey

  Kind, Comic

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• I'm still trying to understand the wearing off high heels at the airport.

  Godfrey

  Airports, High Heels, Trying

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• Me encanta cuando muestran al preso realmente gay en los programas de prisiones. Es el más guapo por dentro pero sabes que en la calle sería el más feo.

  Godfrey

  Gay, Would Be, Prison

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• Los inmigrantes llevan mucho tiempo viniendo aquí. Los estadounidenses que tienen miedo de que vengan otros fueron inmigrantes ellos mismos, así que tienen mucho valor. Tenemos mucho valor como país. Los únicos que deberían tener xenofobia son los nativos americanos. Todos los demás deberían callarse.

  Godfrey

  Country, Xenophobia, Native American

  Interview with Bryce Rudow, thedailybanter.com. January 15, 2014.

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• Be happy with your stereotype. Asians - that's the stereotype I want. Being the smartest person in the world? You're the smartest, what are you complaining about? You know what I get? 'Wassup?

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  Complaining, World, Want

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• The X-Games - I watch that; I'm not impressed. That's white dudes' desperation. They're running out of sports. They gotta find something that black dudes won't touch.

  Godfrey

  Sports, Running, Games

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• But some people want attention so bad they want you to see them angry at you.

  Godfrey

  Personas, Atención, Quieren

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• I went to University of Illinois. Big school. 35,000 students. 800 black... I was the only black in every class. Hard to be absent.

  Godfrey

  School, Illinois, Class

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• ¿Quieres callar la boca de un blanco racista? Ponlo cerca de negros atléticos súper humanos.

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  White, Racism, Guy

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• Tell your girlfriend or wife you love them everyday. Like I do!

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  Girlfriend, Wife, Everyday

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• I think there are people living in Walmart dressed up as employees.

  Godfrey

  Thinking, People, Walmart

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• I use profanity because I like profanity, but I'm not vulgar. Big difference. I love profanity because I really think profanity is cool.

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  Thinking, Differences, Use

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• You've got to keep moving, keep creating.

  Godfrey

  Moving, Creating, Keep Moving

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• You know what the bodega is? It's the little Latin store, and they try to act like it's a grocery store. It has two aisles. And the guy, he always tries to help me, 'You looking for the bread?' I was like, 'Dude, I can see it right here, alright.' He's like, 'Hey, hey, it's in aisle two.' That's all you got, what are you talking about?

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  Latin, Talking, Two

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• I was always the class clown, although many teachers view the class clown as a trouble maker. But I always had good grades, so the only thing my parents were told was that while I was intelligent, I talked too much.

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  Teacher, Intelligent, Views

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• If Mandela were a comedian, I bet he would never get mad at a heckler, he'd give him or her a hug.

  Godfrey

  Giving, Mad, Comedian

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