J. B. Smoove Quotes - Page 3

• Me encantaba Peter Sellers. Pensaba que era la mezcla perfecta de comedia física y humor fuera de lo común. Me encantaba su tono; me encantaba su físico; me encantaba todo lo que hacía como actor cómico.

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  Perfecto, Actores, Tono

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• You want your lady to be a contortionist. What man wouldn't want a lady who's a contortionist?

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  Hombres, Quieren

  "Curb Your Enthusiasm's JB Smoove". Interview with Andy Seifert, www.avclub.com. June 16, 2010.

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• I never write jokes, I just try to make myself laugh.

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  Escribir, Reír, Intentar

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• Lo creas o no, escribo en el escenario. No puedo escribir en ningún otro sitio; tengo que estar en un momento. También tengo que desafiarme a mí mismo para hacer algo gracioso a partir de una premisa. Nunca tengo mis propios chistes escritos. Tengo que cambiar las cosas sobre la marcha y entretenerme.

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  Believe, Writing, Challenges

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• Algunos de los mejores actores dramáticos han empezado en la comedia.

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  Actors, Comedy, Dramatic

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• It's an ongoing joke that a black man is always the first one to get killed in movies.

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  Men, Black, Ongoing

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• Cuando estás cuidando a un niño, todo lo que estás viendo es una versión de ellos, una pequeña dosis.

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  Kids, Babysitting, Dosage

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• I talked about everything, man. I've always written material that everyone can laugh at. I talked about growing up. I did a lot of physical comedy. That was my thing. I was a physical comedian. I did anything and everything from running on a treadmill, I can paint a picture on stage of anything.

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  Running, Growing Up, Men

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• Mi mujer y yo llevamos 11 años juntos, y siete de ellos casados. Nos casamos el 07/07/07. Nos apoyamos el uno al otro al 150%. Nos divertimos. Somos un moderno Sonny & Cher. Yo no canto. Mi mujer canta. Somos tan diferentes, pero tan parecidos. Tenemos esa cosa del ying y el yang. Lo ves, pero no sabes cómo funciona.

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  Fun, Years, Wife

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• Soy la versión cómica de ambidiestro. Trabajo con la mano izquierda y con la derecha. Soy la moneda de dos caras. Soy todas esas metáforas que se te ocurran. Soy la pareja interracial. Soy BET y CBS.

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  Couple, Thinking, Hands

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• Vinimos aquí a ligar, no a hablar de pollas.

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  Chicks, Picks

  "Fictional character: Flats". "Hall Pass", www.imdb.com. 2011.

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• Sometimes, when you get a girl pregnant, you blame the condom. His condom broke that night.

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  Girl, Night, Blame

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• Mel Gibson is losing it. I don't know how people still supporting this dude's movies like it's all good. That dude is nuts. All you gotta do is shut him down and don't support any of his movies.

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  Nuts, People, Support

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• Improv relies just as much on listening as it does you delivering dialogue. That's the hard for some people. Some people just concentrate on what they're going to say, and they're not listening. You have to listen in order to see where the other person is going to.

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  Order, People, Listening

  "THAT’S HOW HE DOOZ IT! One-on-One with Comedian JB Smoove". Interview with Sergio Mims, www.ebony.com. April 2, 2012.

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• For me, standup will always be some part of my life, and other things will move around and find their place.

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  En movimiento

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• Conduzco un gran camión Dodge. Conduzco coches americanos.

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  Coche, Dodge, Camión

  "J.B. Smoove shares great Larry David stories, picks Super Bowl winner". Fox Sports' "Questions with Comedians" Interview, www.foxsports.com. January 30, 2014.

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• I have to satisfy my audience.

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  Audiencia

  "Curb Your Enthusiasm's JB Smoove". Interview with Andy Seifert, www.avclub.com. June 16, 2010.

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• I've had jokes stolen a thousand times. But if you can do it better than me, you can have it. I've had jokes stolen from me in the club when I'm next on stage. And my brain will start to turn, and the gears will start turning, and I'll go onstage and create a whole new bit.

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  Brain, Next, Gears

  "JB Smoove, comic and torturer". TheWrap.com Interview, www.reuters.com. January 20, 2012.

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• Damn! This flight attendant treating us like we won these first class tickets in a contest.

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  Class, Firsts, Tickets

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• That's what I am; I'm a drip. You still get hydrated, you still get your nutrients, just a little at a damn time.

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  Littles, Damn, Stills

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• Man, you can come see me six or seven times in a row and you'll never see the same show twice, because I don't like to be robotic onstage. I like to perform for that particular audience.

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  Men, Six, Seven

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• As far as standup, everybody has a vehicle they are driving. If what you do works, it's like playing golf. If you can master that one swing over and over again, you will be successful. That's what standup is. You have to have a central move and it has to be yours. You have to own your comedy, own what you do.

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  Moving, Successful, Golf

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• I think comedy evolves constantly. I reinvent myself all the time. I always find a way to entertain myself because I truly believe you have to entertain yourself in order to relate it the right way to your audience.

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  Creer, Pensar, Orden

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• You have to fail, man, but you cannot allow failure to stop you from doing what you must do. Failing is just as good as succeeding in a lot of ways. It's how you react to it all. You can react to success the wrong way and be a total failure. Or you can react to losing with your whole heart, learn from it, and be a huge success. In stand-up, I've learned to know when I'm burning it up or when I'm being so-so. That's experience. I learn every single time I'm on a stage.

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  Heart, Men, Burning

  "How to Get Absolutely Anything You Want in Life". Interview with J.Rentilly, www.menshealth.com. May 27, 2014.

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• You can't take everything that is offered to you. I pass on a lot of stuff, because I truly believe that I will shine better if I could do it 200 percent rather than do it 80 percent and make it so-so.

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  Believe, Shining, Stuff

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