J. B. Smoove Citas

• Pursuing your dreams involves you accepting where you want to go. Don't allow anybody else to talk you out of things or discourage you from doing whatever you want to do. You can hold on to your dream and never pursue it or you can start pursuing it. If you can see it, or if you can envision it... it can happen.

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  Dream, Want, Accepting

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• You can wait for things to happen for you or you can make things happen for you.

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  Waiting, Make Things Happen, Happens

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• When you're on stage performing stand-up, things only happen one time. I've done bits where I improv a joke, and people are dying. The next show, I try to repeat it, I can't do it. Because with the first audience that was our moment. It can't happen the same way again. We were all there: a certain type of people were at that show and we all got it.

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  People, Dying, Trying

  "That’s how he dooz it! One-on-One with Comedian JB Smoove". Interview with Sergio Mims, www.ebony.com. April 2, 2012.

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• Let me tell about Tennessee. If your car breaks down in Tennessee, you have just moved to Tennessee.

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  Car, Tennessee, Breaking Down

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• Comedians are therapists. People honestly think we're doing it for ourselves. No. If we wanted to do stand-up for ourselves, we would perform in front of a mirror and never go to a club. We are giving this away. Some people are going through so much in their lives, they want to hear something else that's going on in the world and laugh.

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  Thinking, Mirrors, People

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• In my stand-up, I've always been loose. If there's a curtain onstage, I'll use that in my act. If there's a door, I'll use the door. I always like to use everything at my disposal, which makes each show a little different and a little more fun.

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  Fun, Doors, Different

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• You're trying to make someone wet their pants and you're trying to make somebody crap in their pants. That's the motivation of a comic. Who else has that power?

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  Motivation, Trying, Pants

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• No puedes dejar que la gente se aproveche de ti. Ve por ese trasero.

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  Gente, Culo, Ventaja

  Interview with Charlie Parrish, uk.askmen.com.

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• No me considero un cómico. Me considero un artista, un cómico, no un monologuista. Los cómicos de stand-up se quedan ahí y hacen sus números; yo rompo todas las reglas de la creación. Si hay una regla que pueda romperse en el stand-up, lo haré.

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  Broken, Comedian, Creation

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• A veces tienes que poner a alguien en su sitio, hacerle saber que vas en serio y que eres un hombre hecho y derecho.

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  Mal, Hombres, A Veces

  Interview with Charlie Parrish, uk.askmen.com.

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• Before I got into stand-up, I used to be a hip-hop dancer in a crew, and my name was J. Smoove, and my partner was J. Groove.

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  Names, Hip Hop, Dancer

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• All you wanna do in life is do what you do well. That's when you're happiest.

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  Life Is, Wells

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• To be a true comic, you have to have a signature move. You ever watch wrestling? And your favorite wrestler has the one move that he always does to finish his opponent off, right? Like when he climbs on the rope, and he always jumps off the top rope and finishes off his opponent - that's what a comic has.

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  Moving, Wrestling, Signatures

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• A la cabeza de esta lista tiene que estar "metete en ese culo". Es el leonismo definitivo para ir por la vida.

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  Listas, Culo, Ultimate

  Interview with Charlie Parrish, uk.askmen.com.

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• Tengo mi sitio web, The Ruckus, que es un sitio de Internet, similar al formato Funny or Die, donde la gente publica vídeos divertidos. Yo tengo la oportunidad de puntuar sus vídeos; ellos tienen la oportunidad de bloguear y patearla conmigo.

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  People, Funny Videos, Chance

  "J.B. Smoove Talks New Series ‘Bent,’ Plan To Become A Comedy Mogul" by Brennan Williams, www.huffingtonpost.com. March 19, 2012.

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• You know how you put peanut butter on a piece of bread and the bread falls - it never falls on the bread side down, it always falls peanut butter side down. That's because of gravity.

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  Fall, Pieces, Bread

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• Sad when you spend more time trying to stay alive than living.

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  Trying, Alive, More Time

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• You ever taste some damn chicken so horrible, that you wished the chicken would show up at your house and show your lady how to cook him?

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  House, Taste, Chickens

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• Father's Day just be Mother's Day the sequel.

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  Mother, Father, Mother's Day

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• Remember Tupperware? That was the toughest stuff ever. Why can't they make a phone out of Tupperware?

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  Phones, Tupperware, Stuff

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• Sé sincero y directo. No te andes con rodeos. Es mejor decírselo a alguien que andarse con rodeos, haciéndole creer que vive su vida de la manera correcta. Porque algunas personas no saben qué demonios están haciendo, no saben si están viviendo de la manera correcta o tomando las decisiones correctas. Algunas personas no lo saben.

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  Real, Pensamiento, Gente

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• Me gustan mucho las expresiones faciales y los manierismos, que me parecen divertidísimos.

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  Expresión, Grandes, Faciales

  "JB Smoove, comic and torturer". TheWrap.com Interview, www.reuters.com. January 20, 2012.

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• You buy a new iPhone, a few months later, another new iPhone comes out, and you get online to buy another one. You can't get enough. You are addicted to Apple.

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  Iphone, Apples, Months

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• I would only take a role that I know I'm comfortable in and I can do. I've turned down plenty of things because I'd feel it's not me, and I wouldn't want to come on someone's project and flip that.

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  Roles, Want, Flip

  Interview with Joel Keller, www.avclub.com. January 9, 2011.

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• No me gustaría ser el compañero de piso de nadie, eso seguro. No puedes hacer ciertas cosas, no puedes dejar la puerta del baño abierta... no puedes poner los pies en el sofá, no puedes esconder cosas en el sofá.

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  Puertas, Pies, Quieren

  Source: www.huffingtonpost.com

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