Dave Barry Quotes About Travel

• The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.

  Dave Barry

  Travel, Journey, Camping

• Siempre llueve sobre las tiendas. Las tormentas viajan miles de kilómetros, en contra de los vientos dominantes, para tener la oportunidad de llover sobre una tienda.

  Dave Barry

  Travel, Rain, Opportunity

  Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need”, p.158, Ballantine Books

• Otro de los monumentos más conocidos de París es el Arco del Triunfo, un conmovedor monumento a los muchos hombres y mujeres valientes que han muerto intentando visitarlo.

  Dave Barry

  Travel, Fun, Moving

  "Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need". Book by Dave Barry, 1991.

• Los estadounidenses que viajan al extranjero por primera vez suelen sorprenderse al descubrir que, a pesar de todos los progresos realizados en los últimos 30 años, muchos extranjeros siguen hablando en lenguas extranjeras.

  Dave Barry

  Travel, Inspirational Life, Learning

  Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry's Greatest Hits”, p.259, Ballantine Books

• And that's the wonderful thing about family travel: it provides you with experiences that will remain locked forever in the scar tissue of your mind.

  Dave Barry

  Travel, Memorable, Forever

  Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need”, p.53, Ballantine Books

• The major advantage of domestic travel is that, with a few exceptions such as Miami, most domestic locations are conveniently situated right here in the United States.

  Dave Barry

  Travel, Fun, United States

  Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need”, p.14, Ballantine Books

• When to arrive at the airport?: You should be at the airport already.

  Dave Barry

  Travel, Airports, Should

• Spain travel tip: If bathroom genders are indicated by flamingos, the boy flamingo is the one with a hat. I learned this the hard way.

  Dave Barry

  Funny, Travel, Boys

  Twitter post from Jul 10, 2009

• The Spanish government, having run completely out of money, secretly sold the Pyrenees to China, and is now separated from France only by traffic cones.

  Dave Barry

  Funny, Running, Travel

• San Francisco leads the world in the category of Most People On The Sidewalk Holding Conversations With Purely Imaginary Companions.

  Dave Barry

  Funny, Travel, San Francisco

  Twitter post from Jun 12, 2009

• Dear Hotel People: We don't need a cheeseball clock-radio. WE NEED PLACES TO PLUG STUFF IN. Thank you.

  Dave Barry

  Funny, Travel, People

  Twitter post from May 05, 2011

• Be advised that there is no parking in Europe.

  Dave Barry

  Funny, Travel, Europe

  Twitter post from Jul 08, 2009

• Greyhound Bus Lines motto: "We Stop For Some Damn Thing Every 200 Yards."

  Dave Barry

  Funny, Travel, Yards

• Never trust anything you read in a travel article.

  Dave Barry

  Funny, Travel, Never Trust

  Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry's Greatest Hits”, p.262, Ballantine Books

• I suspect that LaGuardia is an elaborate prank, and New York has a real airport nearby that only locals know about.

  Dave Barry

  Funny, Travel, New York

  Twitter post from May 03, 2010

• Just get on any major highway, and eventually it will dead-end in a Disney parking area large enough to have its own climate, populated by large nomadic families who have been trying to find their cars since the Carter administration.

  Dave Barry

  Travel, Car, Trying

  Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need”, p.57, Ballantine Books

• Never trust anything you read in a travel article. Travel articles appear in publications that sell large, expensive advertisements to tourism-related industries, and these industries do not wish to see articles with headlines like: URUGUAY: DON'T BOTHER.

  Dave Barry

  Funny, Travel, Wish

  Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry's Greatest Hits”, p.262, Ballantine Books

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