Dave Barry Quotes About Dogs

• Los perros creen firmemente que deben ir siempre contigo en el coche, por si surge la necesidad de ladrar violentamente a la nada justo en tu oído.

  Dave Barry

  Dog, Animal, Car

  Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry Talks Back”, p.118, Crown Archetype

• Los perros serían criminales totalmente incompetentes. Si de alguna manera pudieras hacer que un grupo de perros entendiera el concepto del asesinato de Kennedy, todos confesarían inmediatamente. Mientras que nunca verás a un gato mostrar ningún tipo de comportamiento culpable, a pesar del hecho de que varios gatos fueron vistos en Dallas en la zona del montículo de hierba, no es que desee iniciar rumores.

  Dave Barry

  Perro, Gato, Deseo

• El magnetismo es una de las seis fuerzas fundamentales del Universo, siendo las otras cinco la gravedad, la cinta adhesiva, los lloriqueos, el mando a distancia y la fuerza que empuja a los perros hacia las ingles de los extraños.

  Dave Barry

  Perro, Cinta, Fundamentos

• Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard.

  Dave Barry

  Dog, Yards, Events

  Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry Talks Back”, p.120, Crown Archetype

• Puedes decirle cualquier tontería a un perro y te mirará como diciendo: "¡Dios mío, tienes razón! ¡NUNCA se me habría ocurrido!

  Dave Barry

  Dog, Giving, Intelligence

• Unlike cats dogs never scratch you when you wash them. They just become very sad and try to figure out what they did wrong.

  Dave Barry

  Dog, Cat, Trying

• Because of the level of my chess game, I was able - even against a weak opponent, such as my younger brothers or the dog - to get myself checkmated in under three minutes. I challenge any computer to do it faster.

  Dave Barry

  Dog, Brother, Games

• El objetivo no es tanto pasear al perro como vaciarlo.

  Dave Barry

  Perro, Vacío, Paseos

• Dogs love to go for rides. A dog will happily get into any vehicle going anywhere.

  Dave Barry

  Dog, Pet, Dog Love

• Dogs make good pets because they are very loyal

  Dave Barry

  Dog, Humorous, Pet

• Famous designers think nothing of putting their names on your clothing, but would have the servants set the dogs on you if you ever tried to put your name on their clothing.

  Dave Barry

  Divertido, Perro, Humor

• Earnest is our dog. She senses instantly that something is wrong, and guided by that timeless and unerring nurturing instinct that all female dogs have, she tries to lick my ears off.

  Dave Barry

  Divertido, Perro, Humor

  Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry's Greatest Hits”, p.38, Ballantine Books

• Dogs do not grasp the concept of house cleaning.

  Dave Barry

  Dog, House, Cleaning

• The first animals to be successfully domesticated were dogs, which were a big help because they would bark all night and fetch thrown sticks, thereby freeing humans from having to perform these tedious yet vital tasks.

  Dave Barry

  Divertido, Perro, Humor

  Dave Barry (2011). “Dave Barry Hits Below the Beltway”, p.11, Ballantine Books

• Mousse was a Labrador retriever, which is a large enthusiastic bulletproof species of dog made entirely from synthetic materials. This is the kind of dog that, if it takes an interest in your personal regions (which of course it does) you cannot fend it off with a blowtorch.

  Dave Barry

  Divertido, Perro, Humor

  Dave Barry (2010). "Dave Barry Talks Back", p.127, Crown Archetype

• When I say "dogs", I'm talking about dogs, which are large, bounding, salivating animals, usually with bad breath. I am not talking about those little squeaky things you can hold on your lap and carry around. Zoologically speaking, these are not dogs at all; they are members of the pillow family.

  Dave Barry

  Divertido, Perro, Humor

• Millions of Americans own dogs, because they are good-natured, simple, and easily amused. I am referring here to the Americans. The dogs are not exactly Mensa members either, but they definitely make better pets than tropical fish.

  Dave Barry

  Dog, Simple, Rivers

• The bad news was that the yard contained a dog. A very, very large dog, wide and hairy, like a cross between a rottweiler and a Goodyear blimp.

  Dave Barry

  Dog, Yards, Rottweilers

• maybe somebody finally shot the dog.

  Dave Barry

  Dog, Shots

  Dave Barry (2010). “Big Trouble”, p.111, Penguin

• Sometimes you panic and find yourself emitting remarks so profoundly inane that you would be embarrassed to say them to your dog. Your dog would look at you and think to itself, 'I may lick myself in public, but I'd never say anything as stupid as that.'

  Dave Barry

  Dog, Stupid, Thinking

• I wrote about why I didn't think libertarians are really doing this kind of thing so that they can have sex with dogs. I discussed some of the reasons that a person might want to live out of the control of our federal, state, local, and every other form of government. Actually, I don't think I even called myself a libertarian. I think Tom Shroder identified me as one.

  Dave Barry

  Dog, Sex, Thinking

  ""All I Think Is That It's Stupid": An Interview with Dave Barry". Interview with Glenn Garvin, reason.com. December, 1994.

• Never have a dog. Let's not beat around the bush here: dogs are morons.

  Dave Barry

  Dog, Beats, Moron

  Dave Barry (2010). “Homes and Other Black Holes”, p.98, Ballantine Books

• We have always had dogs, and they have faithfully performed many valuable services for us, such as: 1. Peeing on everything. 2. When we're driving in our car, alerting us that we have passed another dog by barking real loud in our ears for the next 114 miles. 3. Trying to kill the Avon lady.

  Dave Barry

  Dog, Real, Car

  Dave Barry (1995). “Homes and Other Black Holes”, Random House Digital, Inc.

• I've always found relationships, men and women, the fact that they are so radically different, and it manifests itself in so many different ways, and yet somehow we still try to live together and be friends. I find that endlessly valuable as a source of material for humor. Generally dogs are always funny in my opinion. And the federal government - just a relentlessly productive source of humor.

  Dave Barry

  Dog, Men, Trying

  Fuente: www.writersdigest.com

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