Dave Barry Quotes About Energy

• Albert Einsteinque descubrió que una pequeña cantidad de masa equivale a una enorme cantidad de energía, lo que explica por qué, como el propio Einstein dijo con tanta elocuencia en un famoso discurso pronunciado en 1939 en el Departamento de Física de Princeton, "hay que hacer ejercicio durante una semana para eliminar la grasa de los muslos de un solo Snickers".

  Dave Barry

  Exercise, Snickers, Tiny

  Dave Barry (1999). "Dave Barry cumple 50 años", Random House Digital, Inc.

• The problem ... is that we have run out of dinosaurs to form oil with. Scientists working for the Department of Energy have tried to form oil using other animals; they've piled thousands of tons of sand and Middle Eastern countries on top of cows, raccoons, haddock, laboratory rats, etc., but so far all they have managed to do is run up an enormous bulldozer-rental bill and anger a lot of Middle Eastern persons. None of the animals turned into oil, although most of the laboratory rats developed cancer.

  Dave Barry

  Running, Country, Cancer

• Now, once again, we find ourselves facing rising gas prices, and the question is: This time, are we going to learn from the past? Are we finally going to get serious about energy conservation? Of course not! We have the brains of mealworms! So we need to get more oil somehow. As far as I can figure, there's only one practical way to do this. That's right: We need to clone more dinosaurs. We have the technology, as was shown in two blockbuster scientific movies, Jurassic Park and Jurassic Park Returns with Exactly the Same Plot. Once we have the dinosaurs, all we need is an asteroid.

  Dave Barry

  Past, Technology, Two

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