Dave Barry Quotes About Speed

• Here in the news media, our focus is on speed. When we get hold of some new and possibly inaccurate information, our highest priority is to get it to you, the public, before our competitors do. If the news media owned airlines, there would be a lot less concern about how many planes crashed, and a lot more concern about whose plane hit the ground first.

  Dave Barry

  Funny, Media, Priorities

  Dave Barry (2003). “Boogers Are My Beat: More Lies, but Some Actual Journalism”, p.14, Crown Archetype

• In foreign countries such as Italy, the government puts strict-looking speed limit signs everywhere, but nobody ever sees them because light does not travel fast enough to catch the Italian drivers.

  Dave Barry

  Divertido, País, Humor

• Un continente entero puede surgir del océano en el tiempo que tarda una página web en aparecer en su pantalla. Contrariamente a lo que pueda haber oído, Internet no funciona a la velocidad de la luz; funciona a la velocidad del DMV.

  Dave Barry

  Ocean, Light, Doe

  Dave Barry (1996). “Dave Barry in Cyberspace”, Crown Pub

• Los científicos nos dicen que el animal más rápido del mundo, con una velocidad de 120 mph, es una vaca lanzada desde un helicóptero.

  Dave Barry

  Ciencia, Animal, Mph

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