Dave Attell Quotes About Fun

• You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you've had?

  Dave Attell

  Fun, Thinking, Good Times

• Everything you do, burns calories. Getting up in the morning, 100 calories; kicking the hooker out of your bed, another 100; diapering your monkey, 35 calories; laughing at a midget, fun and 10 calories; catching your girlfriend with another guy, 2000-3000 calories, depending on backswings.

  Dave Attell

  Funny, Girlfriend, Morning

• You gotta make your own fun. That's right, listen to that mother of two, she knows what I'm talking about.

  Dave Attell

  Divertido, Madre, Humor

  TV Series "Comedy Central Presents" ("Dave Attell", 1999), (1998– ).

• I tell you one thing that's great about children. They don't need a show to have fun. What do they need? A book of matches, some oily rags, a little brother... that's all they need.

  Dave Attell

  Brother, Children, Fun

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