Dave Chappelle Quotes - Page 2

• I don't really frick with Africa cause people are starving to death and that's not ballin' to me.

  Dave Chappelle

  People, Causes, Starving

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• I have angst in my life, but I'm like anybody. We all have angst in our lives that we pick up and fidget with and then we put down and look at some other things that make us feel good or enjoy our lives.

  Dave Chappelle

  Feel Good, Down And, Looks

  "Dave Chappelle Is Back (This Time We're 100% Sure It's Maybe Totally for Real)". Interview with Anthony Green, www.gq.com. November 12, 2014.

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• The language you are about to hear... is disturbing.

  Dave Chappelle

  Language, Disturbing

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• ¿Por qué Dave Chappelle se va a África? ¿Por qué Mariah Carey hace un trato de cien millones de dólares y se quita la ropa en TRL? Una persona débil no puede llegar aquí y hablar contigo. No hay gente débil hablando contigo. ¿Qué está pasando en Hollywood? Nadie lo sabe. Lo peor para llamar a alguien es loco. Es despectivo. No entiendo a esta persona, así que está loca. Eso es mentira. Estas personas no están locas, son personas fuertes. Quizá el entorno esté un poco enfermo.

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  Strong, Crazy, Clothes

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• Money is the fuel for choices. Money gives me choices, so it's not nothing, it's something. But it's not the end all, be all. There are other things in my life that I did not purchase with money that are very valuable.

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  Suicidio, Suicida, Dar

  "Dave Chappelle Knows 'There's Not Too Many People That Don't Think I'm Crazy'" by Lesley Messer, abcnews.go.com. June 11, 2014.

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• The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive.

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  Crazy, Worst, Worst Things

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• I'm famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can't count on it.

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  People, Might, Today

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• Where I'm from? A little town called none of yo god damn business.

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  Littles, Towns, Damn

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• I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed.

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  Funny, Overwhelmed, Irresponsible

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• La forma en que la gente que te rodea se posiciona a tu alrededor para meterse en tus bolsillos y en tu mente me resulta exasperante.

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  People, Mind, Pockets

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• One of the things that happens when people make the leap from a certain amount of money to tens of millions of dollars is that the people around you dramatically change.

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  People, Dollars, Certain

  "Dave Chappelle speaks: 'I'm not crazy; I'm not smoking crack'" by Gil Kaufman, www.mtv.com. May 16, 2005.

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• La mayoría de la gente no sabe lo que es levantarse y decir lo que piensa. Yo tengo un lugar para hacerlo. Me pagan por hacerlo. No es que esté haciendo un trabajo pesado ahí arriba. No es como si estuviera resolviendo los problemas del mundo. Es como si estuviera pasando el rato con un grupo de gente y eso está bien.

  Dave Chappelle

  Gente, Mente, Mundo

  "Dave Chappelle on comedy, fame and what’s next". Interview with Chuck Martin, www.seattletimes.com. September 30, 2005.

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• Iba a trabajar en el programa y me sentía fatal todos los días, no era así. ... Me sentía como una especie de prostituta o algo así. Si me siento tan mal, ¿por qué sigo viniendo a este lugar? Me voy a África. Lo más difícil es ser fiel a uno mismo, sobre todo cuando todo el mundo te está mirando.

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  Way, Showing Up, Awful

  "Dave Chappelle: 'I Wasn't Crazy'" by Bootie Cosgrove-Mather, www.cbsnews.com. February 3, 2006.

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• Hacen lo que hacen por dinero, eso es todo. Ni siquiera sé por qué me estás escuchando. He hecho anuncios tanto para Coca-Cola como para Pepsi. La verdad es que ni siquiera noto la diferencia, pero Pepsi me pagó el último, así que ahí está.

  Dave Chappelle

  Differences, Listening, Pepsi

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• I don't want anything bad to happen to the United States, but if North Korea ever drops a nuclear bomb on this country, I swear to God, I hope it lands in Hartford.

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  Country, Swear To God, Korea

  "After Dave Chappelle Hates On Hartford, Who's To Blame?". www.npr.org. September 6, 2013.

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• My wife asked me once if I weren't a comedian, what I would do. I couldn't answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else.

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  Wife, Comedian, Answers

  "Dave Chappelle on comedy, fame and what’s next". Interview with Chuck Martin, www.seattletimes.com. September 30, 2005.

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• Algo sobre New York, tío: Puedes hacer más comedia allí probablemente que en cualquier parte del mundo. Si te interesa ser gracioso, New York es el lugar al que debes ir.

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  Divertido, New York, Hombres

  Interview with Joshua Klein, www.avclub.com. March 7, 2001.

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• All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high.

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  White, People, Getting High

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• If someone sits and stares at you while you eat, you won't even eat the way you normally do, because it'll make you so uncomfortable. If I look at my dog when he's eating, he will look at me like, "Dave, I will bite you. What are you looking at? I'm trying to eat." It's something that dehumanizes a person, being on display like that.

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  Dog, Trying, Looks

  "Dave Chappelle Is Back (This Time We're 100% Sure It's Maybe Totally for Real)". Interview with Mark Anthony Green, www.gq.com. November 12, 2014.

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• ¡Desearía tener más manos para poder bajarle cuatro pulgares a esas tetas!

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  Funny, Witty, Hands

  "Chappelle's Show". m.imdb.com. 2003–2006.

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• Porque mi vida es dope, y hago sh*t dope

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  Dope, Causes, Life Is

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• Cuando estoy en el escenario, me siento muy feliz. Tal vez sea la única vez en mi vida adulta que me siento yo mismo.

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  Real, Adults, Stage

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• You can't get unfamous. You can get infamous but you can't get unfamous.

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  Funny, Humor, Infamous

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• ¡Dave! ¡Relájate! ¡Cierra el culo!

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  Divertido, Relax, Comedia

  "Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly". Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.com. July 26, 2000.

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• Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police, but mm mm, nope. The house was too nice. It was a real nice house, but they'd never believe i lived in it. They'd be like 'He's still here!

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  Funny, Real, Nice

  "Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly". Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.com. 2000.

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