Dave Chappelle Funny Quotes

• The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive. "I don't understand this person. So they're crazy." That's bullshit. These people are not crazy. They strong people. Maybe their environment is a little sick.

  Dave Chappelle

  Funny, Strong, Crazy

  "Turning the Table on 'Actor's Studio's' James Lipton". Interview with Neal Conan, www.npr.org. November 6, 2006.

• The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.

  Dave Chappelle

  Funny, Humor, Greatness

  "Inside the Actor's Studio", February 12, 2006.

• Sabes que debes estar haciendo algo bien si le gustas a la gente mayor.

  Dave Chappelle

  Divertido, Gente, Comedia

• ¡Desearía tener más manos para poder bajarle cuatro pulgares a esas tetas!

  Dave Chappelle

  Funny, Witty, Hands

  "Chappelle's Show". m.imdb.com. 2003–2006.

• You can't get unfamous. You can get infamous but you can't get unfamous.

  Dave Chappelle

  Funny, Humor, Infamous

• Nadie quiere que le golpeen el culo con una banda sonora.

  Dave Chappelle

  Divertido, Humor, Querer

• Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.

  Dave Chappelle

  Funny, Humor, Rocks

  "Chappelle's Show". www.imdb.com. 2003 - 2006.

• New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.

  Dave Chappelle

  Divertido, Humor, Blanco

• Que me pasa acabo de comprar una bolsa de hierba a un infante.

  Dave Chappelle

  Gracioso, Hierba, Bolsas

• Why don't you click your heels three times and go back to Africa.

  Dave Chappelle

  Funny, Humor, Three

• ¡Dave! ¡Relájate! ¡Cierra el culo!

  Dave Chappelle

  Divertido, Relax, Comedia

  "Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly". Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.com. July 26, 2000.

• Soy Dave Chappelle y soy un masturbador crónico.

  Dave Chappelle

  Divertido, Comedia, Dave

• Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?

  Dave Chappelle

  Funny, Humor, Cracks

  "Chappelle's Show". m.imdb.com. 2003-2006.

• Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police, but mm mm, nope. The house was too nice. It was a real nice house, but they'd never believe i lived in it. They'd be like 'He's still here!

  Dave Chappelle

  Funny, Real, Nice

  "Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly". Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.com. 2000.

• Creo que en todo grupo de negros debería haber al menos un blanco.

  Dave Chappelle

  Divertido, Pensar, Debería

• Algo sobre New York, tío: Puedes hacer más comedia allí probablemente que en cualquier parte del mundo. Si te interesa ser gracioso, New York es el lugar al que debes ir.

  Dave Chappelle

  Divertido, New York, Hombres

  Interview with Joshua Klein, www.avclub.com. March 7, 2001.

• Todos los negros americanos son bilingües. Todos ellos. Hablamos la lengua vernácula de la calle y hablamos 'entrevista de trabajo'.

  Dave Chappelle

  Funny, Jobs, Black

• I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed.

  Dave Chappelle

  Funny, Overwhelmed, Irresponsible

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