Adam Carolla Quotes - Page 5

• Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.

  Adam Carolla

  Bed, Stuff, Kind

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• The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.

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  Beautiful, Art, Car

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• I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses. I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like - there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.

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  Different, Artistic, My Favorite

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• I don't like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.

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  Sexo, Hombres, Pensamiento

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• I don't know anything about computers.

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  Computer, Knows

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• Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.

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  Women, Thinking

  "The Man Show". Comedy, Talk-Show, www.imdb.com. 1999 - 2014.

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• I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.

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  Divertido, Humor, Dos

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• I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.

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  Funny, Humor, Differences

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• Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!

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  Atheist, Sex, Men

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• I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.

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  Daughter, Mother, Issues

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• Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys. We're always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.

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  Inspirational, Basketball, Ymca

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• In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty. I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.

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  Nice, Dirty, Naughty

  Interview with Ariel Adams, www.askmen.com. November 3, 2010.

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• When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much.

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  Christmas, Dad, Kids

  "‘How Dare You!’: Q&A with Adam Carolla". Interview with Joshua Kors, www.huffingtonpost.com. November 9, 2010.

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• Cuando digo cosas que parecen una locura, como que sólo el millón de personas más inteligentes deberían tener derecho a voto, bueno, lo digo en serio.

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  Mean, Should Have, People

  "‘How Dare You!’: Q&A with Adam Carolla". Interview with Joshua Kors, www.huffingtonpost.com. November 9, 2010.

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• No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader.

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  Book, Comedian, Enjoy

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• Tengo un gran ojo para el color. Soy como una chica.

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  Eye, Color, Eye Color

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• Soy un tipo de tuercas y tornillos. Me gusta girar llaves inglesas, blandir martillos y reparar coches.

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  Nuts, Car, Guy

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• I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.

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  Years, Age, Shows

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• I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.

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  Drama, Serious

  "Adam Carolla Talks The Hammer, Rebecca Gayheart, And Shoddy Distributors". Interview with Leremy Legel, www.mtv.com. June 30, 2008.

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• I am not a good cue card reader.

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  Cards, Reader

  Interview with Ariel Adams, www.askmen.com. November 3, 2010.

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• I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.

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  Art, Reality, Thinking

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• I know everything because I know nothing.

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  Conoce

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• When you're doing a radio show, you can express yourself.

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  Radio, Express Yourself, Shows

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• Everyone keeps saying, "Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating." It's like saying, "How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she's been with Brad Pitt?" I don't care.

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  Funny, Humor, Care

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• I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.

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  Guy, Needs, Want

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