Citas de Norm MacDonald

• They say that if you're afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you're actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I'm afraid of dogs.

  Norm MacDonald

  Dog, Mean, Worry

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• Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it's the only disease where you can win a bunch of money.

  Norm MacDonald

  Winning, Men, Gambling

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• We often suffer more from our fears, than from the dangers of our situation.

  Norm MacDonald

  Fear, Suffering, Danger

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• I don't know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it's fun to watch either one of them get beat up.

  Norm MacDonald

  Fun, Hipster, Hippie

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• You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him.

  Norm MacDonald

  Guy, Care, Knows

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• The first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle.

  Norm MacDonald

  Wisdom, Principles, Firsts

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• Nota para mí mismo: no importa lo mal que se ponga la vida, siempre hay cerveza.

  Norm MacDonald

  Beer, Self, Matter

  "My Year Of Flops Norm MacDonald's Film Career Died For Your Sins Case File #133: Dirty Work" by Nathan Rabin, www.avclub.com. March 18, 2009.

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• In math, you could get 100 percent. It was very fair. That's what I liked about math. You could figure it out, and the teacher couldn't have a stupid opinion about it.

  Norm MacDonald

  Teacher, Stupid, Math

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• Many people are skeptical about marriage of Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Pressley. They say, Lisa Marie is more of a sit at home type, while Michael Jackson is more of a homosexual pedophile.

  Norm MacDonald

  Home, People, Type

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• It is often better to be restricted to necessity than unconfined in the measure of our desires: prosperity destroys more individuals than adversity ruins.

  Norm MacDonald

  Adversity, Desire, Ruins

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• I'm thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.

  Norm MacDonald

  Inteligente, Hombres, Pensamiento

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• En lugar de amar a tus enemigos, no tengas enemigos que amar.

  Norm MacDonald

  Loving You, Enemy, Loving Your Enemies

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• La comedia son las sorpresas, así que si pretendes hacer reír a alguien y no se ríe, eso es gracioso.

  Norm MacDonald

  Laughing, Comedy, Surprise

  Interview with Steve Heisler, tv.avclub.com. April 12, 2011.

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• OJ Simpson was in a different kind of courtroom this week attempting to regain custody of his two children. In order to prove to the court how much he loves his kids, OJ pointed out quote 'Hey, they're still alive, aren't they?'

  Norm MacDonald

  Niños, Niños, Dos

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• Liberty, like health, appears most precious when lost.

  Norm MacDonald

  Liberty, Lost

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• I was in my peak physical condition when I was about like, uh... one. Oh God, I looked good, young and fresh! You wouldn't know me now if you'd seen me when I was one, you know? I even looked good for my age. People would come up to me and go, what are you, zero? And I'd go, no, I'm one over here!

  Norm MacDonald

  Zero, People, Age

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Cuando oigo que un tipo perdió la batalla contra el cáncer, me molesta mucho que ese sea un término. Implica que él fracasó y que otra persona que venció al cáncer es heroica y valiente.

  Norm MacDonald

  Cancer, Guy, Battle

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• Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong.

  Norm MacDonald

  Strong, Prejudice, Reason

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• Mi padre murió, y mi abuelo murió, y mi bisabuelo murió. Y el anterior a él, no lo sé. Probablemente murió.

  Norm MacDonald

  Funny, Dad, Guy

  "Comedy gold: Norm Macdonald's Me Doing Standup" by Leo Benedictus, www.theguardian.com. September 6, 2013.

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• ¿Alguna vez has visto 'The Dating Game'? Es un concurso raro. El premio en ese programa: otro concursante. Hablando de barato.

  Norm MacDonald

  Games, Dating, Shows

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• There are two things which a man should scrupulously avoid: giving advice that he would not follow, and asking advice when he is determined to pursue his own opinion.

  Norm MacDonald

  Hombres, Dos, Dar

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• Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.

  Norm MacDonald

  Hypocrisy, Inward, Shame

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• Actually, with those dirty movies, I find like, they're good for about fifteen, twenty minutes. I'm really interested. And, then, uh, there's one point, that all of a sudden I'm bored. You know? I just lose interest completely and I feel deeply ashamed.

  Norm MacDonald

  Dirty, Bored, Twenties

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• Ignorance is better than knowledge misapplied.

  Norm MacDonald

  Ignorancia

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• Though you may be last to discover your follies, be always first to correct them.

  Norm MacDonald

  Over You, May, Lasts

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