Elayne Boosler Quotes About Mothers

• The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.

  Elayne Boosler

  Mother, Jesus, Resurrection

  "How funny women fought hard for their place in the spotlight" by Paul Harris, www.theguardian.com. October 20, 2012.

• I can tell by your eye shadow, you're from Brooklyn, right? . . . Me too. My mother has plastic covers on all the furniture. Even the poodle. Looked like a barking hassock walking down the street.

  Elayne Boosler

  Mother, Women, Home

• My mother always said you could eat off her floor; you could eat of my floor too, there's so much food down there.

  Elayne Boosler

  Mother, Said

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