Richard Lewis Quotes

• When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.

  Richard Lewis

  Amor, Divertido, Ingenioso

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• I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror.

  Richard Lewis

  Funny, Humor, Mirrors

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• Dejé la terapia porque mi analista intentaba ayudarme a mis espaldas.

  Richard Lewis

  Funny, Humorous, Intelligence

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• I tried phone sex - it gave me an ear infection.

  Richard Lewis

  Sex, Phones, Complaining

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• During sex I fantasize that I'm someone else.

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  Funny, Sex, Funny Sex

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• I like to read biographies of authors that I love, like Richard Yates. I also like to see what non-fiction authors are out there. My bible is Something Happened. It's one of the greatest books I've ever read. But if I don't read a Dostoevsky soon I'm going to kill myself.

  Richard Lewis

  Book, Biographies, Fiction

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• I love being famous. It validates that I have something to say.

  Richard Lewis

  Love Is, Fame, Being Famous

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• My parents were my worst audience.

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  Parent, Worst, Audience

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• For 45 years I've worked without an audience.

  Richard Lewis

  Years, Audience

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