Elayne Boosler Funny Quotes

• We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, 'You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms.'

  Elayne Boosler

  Funny, Military, Humor

• Tengo seis cerraduras en mi puerta, todas seguidas. Cuando salgo, cierro una de cada dos. Me imagino que, por mucho que alguien se quede allí forzando las cerraduras, siempre cerrará tres.

  Elayne Boosler

  Divertido, Vida, Hilarante

• I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.

  Elayne Boosler

  Funny, Inspiring, Women

• I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.

  Elayne Boosler

  Inspirational, Funny, Women

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

• When the sun comes up, I have morals again.

  Elayne Boosler

  Divertido, ingenioso, inteligente

• ¿Te has dado cuenta de que Soup for One está a ocho pasillos de Party Mix?

  Elayne Boosler

  Divertido, Ingenioso, Mujeres

• You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.

  Elayne Boosler

  Funny, Women, Littles

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