Marcus Brigstocke Quotes

• If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.

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  Correr, Inspiración, Motivación

  "Readers recommend: songs about games" by Peter Kimpton, www.theguardian.com. January 15, 2015.

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• Christians, you and your churches don't get to be millionaires while other people have nothing at all. They're your bloody rules! Either stick to them or abandon the faith.

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  Cristiano, Personas, Iglesia

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• Never Google yourself. Seriously, don't!

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  Google

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• I'm more pompous and self-assured and determined that if - you know - if the truth can be told so as to be understood, it will be believed.

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  Self, Determined, Pompous

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• Eventually, somewhere - be it on the Internet or somewhere else - I will host some version of 'The Daily Show.'

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  Somewhere Else, Host, Internet

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• I don't mind not being cool; I wear a cardigan.

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  Mind, Cardigans, Being Cool

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• Jews, I know you're God's chosen people and the rest of us are just 'whatever', but when Israel behaves like a violent, psychopathic bully and someone mentions it, that doesn't make them anti-Semitic.

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  Israel, People, Bully

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• This goes out to the followers of the three Abrahamic religions: To the Jews, Christians, and Muslims. It's just a little thing, really. But do you think that when you're done smashing up the world and blowing each other to bits and demanding special privileges while you're at it... do you think the rest of us could have our planet back?

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  Christian, Thinking, Special

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• All my shows are therapy, trying to navigate interesting subjects so I can work them out and to be honest and say some things are beyond the wit of this man.

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  Men, Interesting, Trying

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• Offence is important; that's how you know you care about things. Imagine a life where you're not offended. So dull.

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  Important, Care, Dull

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• La corrección política es tan explotable como cualquier otro ideal progresista, pero su objetivo es sofocar el ruido incesante de quienes agitan sus labios descuidados sin pensar en aquellos a quienes podrían ofender y por qué eso podría ser importante.

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  Political, Important, Might

  "Of political correctness and referendums" by Marcus Brigstocke, www.theguardian.com. May 23, 2005.

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• No one wants life to end. It was bad enough when my last tour came to an end.

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  Want, Lasts, Enough

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• The most successful comics are always the hardest-working ones.

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  Successful, Hardest

  "Portrait of the artist: Marcus Brigstocke, comedian". Interview with Laura Barnett, www.theguardian.com. November 27, 2007.

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• I have an addictive personality. Boarding school merely sent me more quickly on the downward spiral that dominated my childhood.

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  School, Personality, Childhood

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• You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost.

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  Children, Hug, Fats

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• I stumbled on a joke idea and style that worked, the audience went with it and, from that moment on, I was hooked. It's an amazing feeling.

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  Ideas, Feelings, Style

  "60 SECONDS: Marcus Brigstocke". Interview with Paul Kevan, metro.co.uk. June 27, 2007.

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• If you go on stage with an agenda, you have to accept not everyone's going to agree with it.

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  Agendas, Goes On, Accepting

  "60 SECONDS: Marcus Brigstocke". Interview with Paul Kevan, metro.co.uk. June 27, 2007.

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• I realised that to compare your insides with other people's outsides leads to unhappiness.

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  People, Unhappiness, Compare

  "Portrait of the artist: Marcus Brigstocke, comedian". Interview with Laura Barnett, www.theguardian.com. November 27, 2007.

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• The basic function of a comic is stand-up because it's so straightforward and simple. If the audience don't laugh, you didn't do your job. I've had some audiences where I didn't care if they laughed or not because they were either too drunk or stupid.

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  Jobs, Stupid, Simple

  "60 SECONDS: Marcus Brigstocke". Interview with Paul Kevan, metro.co.uk. June 27, 2007.

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• I find myself by default an atheist but fairly unhappily so. It would be bloody marvelous if there was a god.

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  Atheist, Would Be, Default

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• I think it's important never to look yourself up on Wikipedia. I think the temptation to correct any interesting factual errors would be too much.

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  Thinking, Errors, Interesting

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• I rarely fly, for environmental reasons more than anything else.

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  Environmental, Reason

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• I have a very good memory for scripts. I can watch a show I like once, then remember about 90% of the script. But ask me who was in it, and I wouldn't have a clue.

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  Memories, Watches, Scripts

  "A funny five minutes with Marcus Brigstocke". Mirror.Co.Uk Interview, www.mirror.co.uk. March 21, 2010.

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• I've spent a lot of very happy times in Edinburgh as a result of playing virtually every festival since 1996. It's also a beautiful city in its own right, is walkable, within sight of the sea and mountains - and was too far north for the Luftwaffe to have done any damage, hence the spectacularly beautiful architecture.

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  Beautiful, Sight, Happy Times

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• And much as I enjoy writing and creating stuff, I don't enjoy it so much that I am willing to give up any time that could otherwise be spent performing.

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  Giving Up, Writing, Creating

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